362) I will not imitate Elrond while he speaks at the Council. -Christine
363) I will not pull Gandalf's beard just to prove if he is the "real Santa Claus." -Christine
364) I will not tell the Elves that I'm a pervy Elf-fancier. -Christine
365) Elven robes are not pajamas. -Anon
366) Elrond is not a half-agent. -Christine
367) Wearing a fairy pendant doesn't make Aragorn a sissy. -Esca
368) Throwing Dwarves is *not* socially acceptable, but it's damned fun! -Esca
369) Gimli is a dwarf, not a troll.
370) The Lord of the Rings is not a musical... The Silmarillion, however, IS! -Ivy Ent
371) Sauron was not Morgoth's bitch. -Ivy Ent
372) I will NOT write bad slash fan fiction. -BD Black
373) I will not shoot arrows at the hobbits' feet to make them dance for me. -Dazzle
374) I will not shave the Hobbits' feet. -Easy Goer Fan
375) I am not to take the hobbits out and race them... any more. -Nita and Tina
376) Unless I give them a percentage of the winning bets.
377) An apple does not count as second breakfast. -Nita and Tina
378) I will not bribe the Dark Lord. -Nita and Tina
379) I will not make fun of Elrond's eyebrows. -Nita and Tina
380) My name is not "Faramarvolous." -Nita and Tina
381) Being the Ring-bearer does not entitle me to a 5% discount at the Gap of Rohan. -Nita and Tina
382) Dobby is not our friend. -Nita and Tina
383) Lurtz slew Boromir, he did not knock the shit out of him. -Nita and Tina
384) We do not refer to Boromir as the late BG. -Nita and Tina
385) I will not giggle during Boromir's death scene.
386) Boromir did not die a virgin.
387) I will not ask Gandalf to do his "hat trick." -Divinity
388) I will not follow Aragorn at close distance and whisper, "Pervy hobbit fancier... " -Dingo
389)Dead Aragorn is not incredibly attractive. -Louise
390) I will not shout "Yeah, bitch!" at Boromir when Legolas reveals Strider's identity. -Louise
391) The business of a man, an elf, and a dwarf in the Riddermark is no concern of mine. -Louise
392) Elrond was not Gil-galad's bitch. -Easy Goer Fan
393) Frodo does not whine. -Darkwater
394) When dipped in breadcrumbs, Legolas is not a pork chop. -Darkwater
395) I will not burst out "The Little Sausage" song at inappropriate times. -Darkwater
396) There is no such thing as a "butch" elf. -Darkwater
397) Legolas is not a nancy prancy elf. -Darkwater
398) Wormtongue is not a goth. -Darkwater
399) It is not acceptable to kill Arwen for stealing Glorfindel's scene. -Danny
400) I will not let the hobbits watch while I am stroking my bow and Gimli's axe. -Tina
401) Elrond does not know the doom song. -Belladonna
402) I will not hypnotize any member of the fellowship into being my sex slaves. -Dru
403) I will not tell the Hobbits there is now only one meal a day just to watch them panic. -Dru
404) I will not dress Arwen in transparent blue lingerie. -Anon
405) I will not dress Aragorn in transparent blue lingerie either.