407) I will not invent a new Faramir for plot purposes. -Anon
408) I will not mistake Gwaihir for buckbeak. -Ruthie
409) Frodo was not using the old "spear under arm" trick when attacked by the cave troll. -Ruthie
410) The watcher in the water was not trying to cop a feel. -Ruthie
411) Gimli is not yelling "NOOOO!" in Moria because he can't take Legolas on a date. -Ruthie
412) I will not ask Glorfindel if the jingle-bells on his horse mean that he stole it from Santa Claus. -Danny
413) Gollum did not time travel to the era of Star Wars to start a new life as a Jedi named Yoda. -Snazzy
414) Aragorn's sword is not compensation for something else. -Jen
415) Orcs are not the Elvish equivalent of people from Arkansas.
416) I will not make fun of Legolas' blatant gayness... unless he's staring at Aragorn's ass again -Pyro
417) I will not steal the Balrog's whip for personal use on my bitch... er, Legolas. -Divinity
418) "King of Eagles" does not translate into "Taxi Service of Middle-Earth." -Divinity
419) I will stop whispering to Aragorn that he is a pervy elf-fancier. -Kally
420) Eomer did NOT promise Legolas Rohan to sleep with him. -Kally
421) And Legolas didn't accept. -Kally
422) I will not offer the elf for a night in exchange for my life. -Kally
423) "Fool of a Took!" is not a slogan. -Kally
424) Legolas did not go along because he's a very pretty boy and it's all men there. -Kally
425) I will not tell the hobbits that size matters anymore. -Reilana
426) I will not use the "Gollum Voice" to annoy telemarketers.
427) Just because Boromir took forever to die does not mean he was a drama queen. -Ryoko-dono
428) Elves are not the hookers of Middle Earth. -Pyro
429) I will not yell "It's okay, your brother's sexier anyway" during Boromir's death scene. -Ryoko-dono
430) Farmer Maggot's name is not a description of his produce. -Easy Goer Fan
431) I will not use Khuzdul insults in everyday conversations.
432) I will not put mushrooms in bear traps to try and catch hobbits. -Easy Goer Fan
433) Mount Doom is not an amusement park ride. -Fenris
434) I will not expect to hear "The Eye of the Tiger" when Frodo and Sam reach the top of Mount Doom. -Fenris
435) No, Legolas doesn't want to have some "naughty bad fun." -Ashleigh
436) I do not have the authority to fire members of the felowship. -Tina & Nita
437) Short cuts through the mines do not do anyone any good. -Tina & Nita
438) Flaming eyeballs have feelings too. -Tina
439) It's a staff, not a wand. -Tina & Nita
440) I will not mention Harry Potter. -Tina & Nita
441) To become invisible, I must wear the Ring on my finger. Around my neck on a chain does not count. -Tina
442) I will not try to sell Saruman nail polish via the Palantir. -farfie
443) I will not make rude comments about the hobbits being the perfect height. -Fenris
444) I do not have the right to put the Fellowship on Jerry Springer. -Easy Goer Fan
445) I will not pretend to lose my balance in Moria just to get groped by the elf. -Amy S
446) I will not push Frodo in the Dead Marshes, then pull him out again, just to see him all wet. -Shelly
447) Having braids does not make you gay. Maki
448) Though Elrond does not know the doom song, I hear he is willing to learn. -Maki
449) If Legolas wants to be Aragorn's bitch, then it is his business. -Maki
450) I will not steal Elrond's strawberry scented bubble bath and try to entice Frodo with it. -Maki