452) I will not kill Arwen just because I'm jealous of her. -Cookie
453) Sam might not kill you if you try something, but you really wouldn't want to chance it. -Fenris
454) I will not question Rumil and Orophin's gender. -Fenris
455) I will not ask Galadriel if she chooses the Galadhrim based on their looks. -Storm
456) Gandalf is not Saruman's bitch, either. -Storm
457) I will not cry "You killed Haldir, you bastards!!!" during Haldir's death scene. -Storm
458) I will not refer to Legolas as a "My Size Barbie." -Storm
459) I will not replace all the Hobbits' food with cat food just for fun. -Dru
460) "Hobbits Gone Wild" is not acceptable entertainment.
461) Elrond does not need to "lighten up."
462) Haldir is not deliciously juicy.
463) This is no mere rabble of mindless orcs.
464) Gollum is not "cute."
465) Legolas will not call out "Think happy thoughts" or encourage the Fellowship to fly. -Acarna
466) I will not braid Aragorn's hair while he's asleep. -Legolas
467) Bill the pony is not Sam's bitch. -Legolas
468) Gimli is not a growth. -Legolas
469) I will not chase the Dwarf around while screaming "Kitty!" -Legolas
470) I will not sniff the hobbits' feet. -Legolas
471) Sauron does not want Frodo's body. -Legolas
472) I will not invite Legolas to test the speed of my stroke. -Razzle
473) I will not grab the elf's shoulder at every available opportunity. -Razzle
474) And if I do, I will accpet the ass-kicking I will receive. -Razzle
475) I will not manhandle the future King of Gondor. -Razzle
476) Boromir is not a whiny brat. -Blaze
477) I will not provoke Shelob in hopes of becoming a famous super hero. -Fash
478) Saruman does not need a manicure. -Darkwater
479) I will not scream "Just snog already!!!" when two male characters are less than five inches apart from each other. -/reaper
480) There is no "slashly subtext" at any point in the story. -/reaper
481) Except for Legolas and Gimli. Of course.
482) It is not significant that there are only two heterosexual pairings in the movie. -/reaper
483) Male and female elves look VERY different. -/reaper
484) Frodo is NOT getting head, he is being tempted by the Ring. -/reaper
485) I will not read into the knowing smirks and sneaky stares the Fellowship give each other. -/reaper
486) Haldir and Mary Sue is not a legit pairing, no matter how desparate she is. -Divinity
487) When Aragorn hefts his sword before attacking Lurtz, he is not thinking, "Oh shit." -Divinity
488) Hobbits are not short, they are vertically challenged. -Maura
489) I will not shout "HURRY UP AND DIE!" during Boromir's death scene even if it does take four minutes and fifty-four seconds to die. -Robin Gurl
490) I will not refer to Lurtz as "sexy;" that's just wrong on so many levels. -Darkhorse
491) I will not judge other soley on the whiteness of their teeth.
492) I will not buy 100 life-sized Legolases to make a harem for Aragorn as his wedding gift. -Ryoko-Dono
493) There are NO phallic symbols in The Lord of the Rings. None. -Tina
494) I will not taunt the Steward of Gondor.
495) Galadriel's mirror is NOT a basin in which to wash your hands. -Kally