227) I will not demand attention because I am a ring bearer.
228) I will not leave Boromir alone with the hobbits.
229) I will not sell the One Ring on eBay.
230) I will not ask Legolas why his name is Legolas Greenleaf when Legolas means Greenleaf. -Galahan
231) Gandalf is not copying Saruman's hairstyle. -Ches
232) Elves are not sex slaves. . . except for Legolas. -Ches
233) I will not call Aragorn "King of Pansies" as I die. -Ches
234) I will not cheer on Lurtz during the fight scene.
235) Orcs are not cute.
236) I will not put a "kick me" sign on Boromir's back.
237) Wizard's sticks are not used for pimping. -Ches
238) I will not act like I am falling just so Legolas will touch me -Ches
239) I will not ask if I can blow Boromir's horn. -Ches
240) Legolas' nickname is not "my precious." -Ches
241) I will not insist others go on a quest if I myself am not willing to go.
242) I will not sing modern pop to strange women I meet in the woods.
243) Just because he's an elf doesn't mean he's easy.
244) Legolas does not run like a girl, and even if he does, I am polite enough to not mention it.
245) I will not use the pieces of Anduril as chopping knives.
246) I will stop begging Gandalf's hat to put me in Slytherin. -Kally
247) Sauron is not the only dark lord. He had a boss. -Ivy Ent
248) Legolas is not a pirate. -Darkwater
249) The One Ring was not meant to be body jewelry.
250) I will not sell the hobbits to women with feet fetishes. -Ches
251) Aragorn is not threatening to kill me if I say he isn't manly. -Ches
252) There is nothing girly about manicured nails. -Ches
253) Gollum did not have sexual relations with Dobby. -Ches
254) Ents are not dyslexic cows. (can't take full credit) -Ches
255) I will not steal Legolas' hair products. -Ches
256) Guys can wear tights too. -Ches
257) Orcs are not the other dark meat. -Morford
258) There's nothing perverted about warrior bonds. -Ches
259) I will have proper respect for a wizard's power.
260) Legolas and Gimli did not sail across the sea on a gay cruise line.
261) Lego-ass is not the proper pronunciation.
262) I will stop asking if we are there yet.
263) I will not question Gimli's gender.
264) Contrary to popular belief, Elrond does not talk about doom all the time. Sometimes he mentions the destruction of Middle Earth, too. -Belladonna
265) I will not test rule 171 as it will immediately result in my slow and horribly painful death. -Belladonna
266) I will not put make-up on Boromir while he is sleeping. -Amy
267) I will ask before drawing nude sketches of the fellowship.
268) And if they do let me draw those sketches, I will not sell them to the highest bidder.
269) A hobbit rescue attempt does not require whiped cream and lime Jell-O.
270) I will not keep expecting Boromir to yell out "freedom" when he dies. -Dizzle