182) The men are not savages.
183) I will give Gandalf no reason to call me a fool of a Took.
184) I will resist the urge to give the hobbits a pedicure. -Darkwater
185) I will not take delight if a column falls on Arwen. -Darkwater
186) I will not play marbles with Saruman's balls. -Darkwater
187) I will not scream "The Eye! The Eye!" when I see "the eye." -Darkwater
188) I will not use Elrond's circlet as a frisbee. -Kally
189) I will not use Gandalf's staff as a nightlight. -Kally
190) I will not put whoopee cushions on Elrond's throne. -Kally
191) I will stop shortening Legolas' tunic to get a better view of his rear-end. -Kally
192) Hobbits are not teddy bears. -Kally
193) I will stop telling Haldir his nose is so large we could have shot him in the dark. -Kally
194) Stubble is neither manly nor attractive.
195) Boromir does not have a bald spot.
196) When it comes to robes, white is so the new black & grey is totally last season. -Divinity
197) Hobbits are not the other white meat. -Ann
198) Boggies do exist.
199) There was no dwarf named Dopey on Throin's quest.
200) I will not steal all of Legolas' clothing while he tries to bathe. -Colleen
201) Frodo is not a mob boss.
202) If I must tease the elf, I will do so at my own peril.
203) It's not a "Quest thing."
204) The Hobbits are not expendable.
205) I will not tie up my fellow travellers. . . unless they ask politely.
206) Gandalf cannot pull a rabbit out of his hat.
207) Fireworks should not be a hands on experience.
208) It is not Arwen's fault she's pretty.
209) There are nine walkers, not ten.
210) The fate of Middle Earth does not rest on any of my body parts.
211) The rule is not "If it moves, make Legolas shoot it."
212) Down here it is not our time.
213) I will not make the hobbits wear leather pants.
214) I will not mock Gandalf.
215) The Bridge of Khazad-dum is not an excuse for groping the elf. -Rabbit of Iron
216) I will not remind Saruman that bad guys wear black. -Darkwater
217) Only elves look good in tights. -Darkwater
218) I will not use Gandalf's staff for kindling. -Darkwater
219) Gandalf is a WIZARD, not a magician. -Darkwater
220) I will not peek up Gandalf's robe.
221) "The Lord of the Rings" is not a drag show.
222) I will not refer to Elrond as Mitzi.
223) Practical jokes involving The One Ring, no matter how successful, are not appropriate.
224) Gimli is not a stepladder.
225) He's an ELF, not a fairy.