137) I will not taunt the dwarf while in the elf's company.
138) It's all fun and games until somebody loses a finger.
139) I will not question Legolas' parentage.
140) That is a horn under his cloak, and he is not happy to see me.
141) Adding "just kidding" does not make it right to insult the future king of Gondor.
142) He is not a fool of a Took.
143) I will not play with dwarvish skeletons near wells.
144) I will not sell lottery tickets to see who gets to ride with Legolas.
145) My horse is not certified to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation.
146) Just because elves can walk on snow does not mean they're light on their feet.
147) I will not scream like a girl every time Gandalf dies.
148) I will not insult Sam's stew.
149) I will not insult Smeagol's sushi.
150) Sometimes a weapon is just a weapon.
151) There is no "I" in fellowship.
152) I will not give "wizard wedgies."
153) Smoking is bad for my health.
154) I will not cuddle the hobbits.
155) I will stop talking about "Sancho, the hobbit south of the shire." (Sancho Proudfoot, look it up)
156) Dwarf Tossing is not an Olympic Sport. -My-chan
157) I will not tell Frodo to follow the yellow brick road.
158) We do not need to share body heat if we wish to survive the night.
159) I will not use The Ring to pick up chicks.
160) There is not more than one way to skin an elf.
161) It is not the elf's fault.
162) It is not the dwarf's fault.
163) I will keep my eyes off Legolas' ass, as per requested. (at least while he's looking. . . ) -Kally
164) I will not grow cocky in regards to my immortality. -Sarah. . . sort of
165) I will not keep reminding Dernhelm that "No living man may hinder me." -Sarah
166) I will not dress as a rider of Rohan unless I'm hosting a costume party.
167) "Saruman did it." is no excuse.
168) Legolas does not own a copy of the Khazad-Sutra.
169) The sleeping habits of the fellowship are none of my affair.
170) Legolas is not dirt repellant.
171) I will not host a hobbit tasting party.
172) Legolas does not have to dress like Santa's helper if he doesn't want to.
173) I will not borrow a pair of Legolas' pants, just to say I got into them. -Ryoko-Dono
174) I will not make fun of the son of Gonad. . . I mean Gondor. -Kally
175) I will not crack blond jokes at Legolas' expense.
176) Blindfolds are not always used in a sexual manner. -Fireball
177) Dwarves are not greedy.
178) "Run away! Run away!" is not the war-cry.
179) I will not use affirmative action when choosing people for the quest.
180) I will not steal Gandalf's things. -Sarah