812) Just Gloin. -Rei
813) I will not refer to the king of Eryn Lasgalen as "Thrandy." -Rei
814) I will not get sick in Galadriel's Mirror during the next party. -Rei
815) Nor will I use it as a wishing-well. -Rei
816) I will not go nuts every time I see Cirdan. -Rei
817) The reason we did not see Legolas and Gimli at the party in Edoras at the beginning of RotK was not because they were in the stables having a torrid fling. -Rei
818) I will not collapse into giggles every time Boromir ask Aragorn if he's ever seen the White Tower of Ecthelion. -Rei
819) I will not attempt to forcibly convert my non-slash friends. -Rei
820) I will do it slowly and subtly. -Rei
821) I will not blame everything on the plot-bunnies. -Rei
822) There are more important things in the world than hot Dwarf-on-Elf passion. (goes to wash own mouth out with soap) -Rei
823) I will not refer to Legolas as "that damned fairy-man." -Aquara
824) I will not use Galadriel's Mirror as an aquarium to raise my sea-monkeys. -Aquara
825) Nor will I use it to raise my tadpoles. -Aquara
826) I will not drown the elf in Galadriel's Mirror just because he's hotter than I am. -Aquara
827) I will not subject my brothers to a three-hour lecture on what makes a faerie different from an Elf. -Rei
828) Yes, you will. -Aquara
829) I will not force my friends to dress up as members of the fellowship on Halloween. -Aquara
830) I will force them to dress up as members of the fellowship and go on a quest to destroy the One Dog Collar. -Aquara
831) I will not get excited about going on the above-mentioned "quest." -Rei
832) Yes, we will, but we won't make it obvious. -Aquara
833) Dori is not a porter. -Rei
834) Nor does his name translate as "pack-mule." -Rei
835) I will stop accusing Gollum of "having a little hitch in his get-along." -Rei
836) I will not give Dory a new home in Galadriel's Mirror. -Aquara
837) I will not confuse Dory and Dori. -Rei
838) Narvi is not a "cutie." -Rei
839) Nor is Celebrimbor a "severe hottie." -Rei
840) I will not voice my annoying attention to detail by saying that when Legolas jumped on top of Arod during the starting of the warg fight, he was behind Gimli, and in the next shot he was in front of him. -Nicole
841) I will not say that it looked like Aragorn and Legolas were getting married to each other at the end of RotK. -Nicole
842) I will not shout "You mean he is not gay?" during Sam's wedding in ROTK. -Nicole
843) It does count as one. -Nicole
844) I will not call myself the Steward of Gondor and force Pippin to sing for me. -Nicole
845) It did not look like Gimli was about to jump on the bed and play around with the hobbits in ROTK. -Nicole
846) It's "Legolas," not "Leg-And-Ass." -Nicole
847) I will not ask Saruman if it was necessary to cut off Anakin's arm. -Nicole
848) Arwen did not hi-jack Glorfindel's horse. -Nicole
849) You can not see through Arwen's dress during the dream sequence in TTT. -Nicole
850) Elrond's gaze is not "smoldering," and it could not melt you in your shoes. -Rei
851) The plural of "dwarf" is either "dwarves" or "dwarrows;" it is NOT "dwarvies." -Rei
852) I will not tell Legolas the leader of the Dead Men's name is Barbossa just to see his reaction. -Bail
853) I will not scream like a Fell-beast just to freak out the hobbits. -Jonas
854) I will not punch Merry in the nose just to see if the helmet works. -Didde
855) I will not put the Palantir in Pippin's hands when he is sleeping and play "Saturday Night Fever" on the stereo. -Jonas