722) That's what Khuzdul's for. -Rei
723) I will not expect the attendees of the Council of Elrond to burst into an impromptu chorus of "Love Train." -Rei
724) I will stop questioning why Legolas' eyes change from brown to blue to green throughout the movies. -Rei
725) Celeborn is not just eye candy. -Rei
726) Elrond did not pry Vilya off Gil-galad's cold, dead finger. -Rei
727) I will not refer to Arnor as "the kingdom nobody wanted." -Alix
728) I will not sell tickets to Boromir's death scene. -Alix
729) I will not wear glittery mascara every time I see Sauron. It's just mean. -Alix
730) Singing "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to quest we go" is not a good way to start my relationship with the dwarf element of the fellowship. -Alix
731) I will not laugh at Aragorn every time "the 'sword' that was broken" is mentioned. -Alix
732) I swear that I will never ask Gimli what female elves look like again. -Avara
733) I will not try to dress up as Legolas/any other elf. (especially not since I have bright pink/purple stripes in my hair) -Ryoko-Dono
734) I will not ask Galadriel if Celeborn has been taking valium. -Yet Another Tina
735) I will not ask Frodo if I can borrow Sam.
736) Gollum is not the poster child for the Atkin's diet.
737) I will not question Legolas' motives for removing Arod's saddle when riding with Gimli.
738) Or his reasons for keeping the whip.
739) I will forgive PJ for having the resources to make his own live fan fiction. -Yet Another Tina
740) I will not try to guess which elvish actors are really guys.
741) I will stop drawing my axe in defense of Galadriel just to make Legolas jealous. -Yet Another Tina
742) I will not call Galadriel "that technicolor witch" within her earshot. -Yet Another Tina
743) I will not use "misplaced the ent-wife" to imply that someone may be homosexual.
744) I will not point out that Grima is a Severus Snape wannabe. -Has No Sanity
745) Grima Wormtongue is not kinda hot.
746) I will not audibly sigh when Smeagol refers to Deagol as "my love" in the book.
747) The Mirkwood battle flag is not rainbow-striped.
748) I will not take it the wrong way when Gimli says "Toss me." -Has No Sanity
749) No one wants to see me do that thing with my eye. -Sauron
750) I will stop pointing out the gay references in the Lord of the Rings.
751) And I will not keep a paperback set for the specif purpose of color-coding the slashy moments by pairing.
752) ...As long as I can quote them by memory.
753) Gimli does not say "I want my elf" in the warg attack scene.
754) Legolas was not asserting dominance when he fired that arrow at Gimli's crotch.
755) I will not refer to Faramir as "the spare."
756) I will not try to ascertain the gender of the Ringwraiths' dragons.
757) I will not express my doubts concerning the existence of Elf men.
758) We will not demand ssssushi when nasssssty fat hobbit cooks us stew. -Jane
759) Aragorn did not steal Boromir's gauntlets. They are a token with which to carry his spirit with us. -Tina
760) Gandalf is not a pimp. -Rei
761) The Ruling Ring is not meant for body piercings. -Rei
762) I will not teach the Hobbits to Macarena. -Rei
763) I will not obsess over Figwit's true identity. -Rei
764) I will resist the urge to hug Sam and "make it all better." -Rei
765) I will not begin conversations with the phrase "One time in Osgiliath... " -Rei