The Murder of Isaac Newton
Back in the 1700s a man was sitting beside a tree when an apple fell atop his head. The force of that apple sprung forth the ideas that have been the basis of modern physics. However great and beneficial that event may have been, it should never have happened. From the three simple rules of motion developed by Sir Newton, wild and dangerous perversion has thrust itself upon society and the educational world in his name. That body is modern physics. The slow disgrace of Sir Newton's principles has created a new race of human being. One whose dialect and written symbols are all but understandable. The vial presence of physicists and their deranged teachings must be stopped! Therefore the only humane and reasonable way to end this madness is to murder Sir Issac Newton (or at least chop down his damn tree!). |
