| DEAR FRANNY... |
| Helo all! I am Franchesca. I haf become stook her en Minnesota for a vile due to a missig passport. I haf decided to get, how do you say, a job here en da United States. I am German en origon. I used to be hooker in Germania, boot I need more mony to git new passport. So I im now da advice collumnist for da Matt Conroy Website. Yu ask me qustions, I giv advise. My first question comes from Mike: "Dear Franny, Why don't I have any friends?" Well, Mike has been kind enough to send us a photograph. and I can honestli say he haz no friends because he is far too oogly and too fat to have anyone like him. He need to drop da weight, and call da best plistic surgon, cause DAUM!!! He iz one ugly guy. I meen, he would hafe to pay someone to hafe de sex vith hiim. Luckily for him, I still, how do you say, princess da pavement on weekendz and i need da mony! (Call me hooney ;) Anybo, vite me and I vill answer all of you silly peoples stoopid qvestions!! Franchesca De Poste de Scritpo Mine e-mail iz [email protected] No qvestions, no collumn!!!! Qvestions, vritten answerz!!! |
| BY FRANCHESCA |