columnchuckbio

Chark DeTweak was born in Reykjavik, Iceland and immigrated to Russia and bought a farm near Chernobyl. After the nuclear meltdown, his house was flooded with radiation, causing severe growth problems for the young musician/columnist. He grew to a staggering 7 feet 1 inch and sprouted a third arm. He later moved to Roseville, Minnesota where he lives now and is trying to start a Lifemetal band with Catt Monroy. He enjoys listening to Spinal Tap and loves writing his own music. He hates the concept of professional sports( he was rejected by his freshman basketball team) and has declared Jihad on Blink 182, Staind, and Creed.