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Catt Monroy is a mythical dwarf who has been revered and recorded since the beginning of time. Originally appearing in ancient Egyptian records at the tomb of Furahkaken, which spoke of a great "white presence", the legend of Catt Monroy has appeared in several cultures. The great Babylonian empire spoke quite often of a great Catt Monroy whom they said was the root of all that was unpopular. Numerous Reports in the Northern Byzantine and American Arapaho cultures also speak of a great dwarf and "bringer of mysfortune and unpopularity" named Catt. Recent expeditions to remote pacific island cultures also have found references to a dwarf like being, called the "monrocattq" which was responsible for crop failure and infertility. More recently, Catt Monroy has appeared in Middle Minnesota where residents describe him as "drifting in and out of existence" and possessing "strange useless knowledge." Although numerous sources claim he appears frequently at Totino-Grace High School, school authorites have no record of him, citing that noone of that name plays football so he must not exist. On March 7, 2002, the servers at the Matt Conroy Webpage complex in coastal White Creek, Kansas mysteriously shut down after a large sustained white flash. After a three day reboot by technicians at the MCW complex, they found that Catt Monroy had mysteriously ingrained his own column onto their website. Since the members of MCW where horribly underqualified, they were unable to remove the strange writing, and it stays there to this day - occasionally updating itself.