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| What is an obviousity? It's a made up word, however it should be introduced into the English language. An example of an obviousity is any thing that you know and understand and the rest of the people can't seem to understand. EXAMPLE: War is bloody, deadly and cruel. That is an obvious statement, yet many seem to believe that war is fought by rules. When you point out to them it doesn't, and that war is indeed hell - it is an obviosity. When pictures and reports of war being lost by your nation comes home it then becomes painfully obvious - a Painful obviosity. ;-) I will be posting more obviosities the in future. Updates 30 June 2004 |
| The Clown Wars |
| A humorous piece I posted on a site over the course of the days mentioned. This is an obvious attack on Politics. That makes this an Obviosity ;-) |
| New State of Nothing Found (AKA the Perforation Law) Jan 02 2004 Reuters Recent research has revealed that Nothing in any perforated material will be stronger than the material it is in. Simple logic would dictate that nothing being nothing would provide no resistance to a force. However it was discovered that the perforations in materials, i.e. toilet paper, paper towels, stamps, increase the strength of the material. In ground breaking experimentation, nothing was increased exponentially in various materials. Attempts to rip the material at the perforation yielded in 8 out of 10 cases a rip that was before or after the perforation, but not through it. The greater the nothing in the perforation the less likely that perforation would tear. With this in mind, scientists created the first all nothing material and found that it could not be ripped, burnt, wrinkled, bent or destroyed in any manner. Dr. Jaucs Onewe, PhD confessed, "Nothing has potential as a Weapon of Mass Destruction. In the wrong hands, Nothing can bring about the end of everything. This discovery both delights and frightens me, there are many fields which can benefit from Nothing, the right application of nothing can cure the common cold. Should we reduce some things to Nothing our society and our world would be better off. "The downside to all of this is that Nothing can not be stopped by nothing. My mind is boggled by the notion that Nothing is readily available to everybody." On Capitol Hill, Bush (r) reports that the threat of Nothing is worse than the threat of terrorism. In a short speech, the president said "I can think of Nothing as being more dangerous to our freedom as terrorism.. I assure you that homeland Security requires a stance on Nothing that will allow nothing to get in the hands of Terrorist and extremists who won't stop to use Nothing against America." "With this in mind, I ask that congress come to the call of this extreme threat and vote into law the Nothing Law which will give Homeland Security the measures it needs to investigate cases where Nothing can be found. This bill will also give Law Enforcement just cause to pursue Nothing where ever it can be found." Mimes Found in control of vast quantities of Nothing! (Jan 05 2004) Reuters Earlier today a 2345 page report was released which shows that Mimes are the clear and present danger to America. The report revealed that Mimes are most likely to use Nothing in their acts of "humor" Cases sited are the "Incredible Shrinking Box" where a Mime incased in a box made out of Nothing will mark out the sides and top of the Shrinking Nothing to the astonishment of the observers. Other Cases include the "Rope of Nothing", Mimes around the world are using ropes made out of Nothing to pull immovable objects. A related research paper demonstrates that the strength of all the world's known mimes all pulling on a rope made out of Nothing could pull the earth off course, sending it into the fires of the sun, or worse, into the Nothingness of Space. Dr. Jaucs Onewe PhD declared in a closed meeting that mimes have been experimenting with Nothing for years, "It is obvious to me that Mimes have had more experience using nothing than any other group in the history of mankind. Not only do they use nothing in their art form, but they say nothing as well." When asked for a comment, Sir Willow Bangs of the Mimes Club of America had nothing to say. The Clown Wars Have Begun (Jan 29 2004) Reuters Today Bozo, President of the American Clown Membership of Earth (ACME) declared open war on Mimes. "For years the Mimes have been stealing our jobs, undermining good clean humor of rubber chickens, big shoes and red noses with Nothing. "ACME has stood in the front lines against mimes for years. Thankfully President Bush (r) as agreed to support us in our effort to rid the world of the threat of Nothing Using Mimes. (NUM)" The President was not available to make a comment, but Secretary Donald Rumsfield (Cousin of Ronald Mc Donald, Department Undersecretary of Defense (DUD) at ACME issued a blanket statement: "Never before has Nothing posed a great threat to America, however Nothing in the Hands of Mimes is a clear and present Danger. The war has moved to our heartland, it is on our streets, in our faces. It wears white paint and uses Nothing all the time to make a point that Mimes are seeking to undermine the American way of life. "In accordance with the right protocols, and under the Nothing Law, we will bring swift justice to anybody who possesses Nothing in any quantity. Anyone who is saying Nothing will be under scrutiny. Anyone aiding or housing a known mime will be treated as a mime and be brought to justice with those Evil Doers who threaten us with Nothing." When asked for a comment, Sir Willow Bangs of the Mimes Club of America said nothing, however he did mime with a nothing Rifle. Interpreters translated. "The Clown Wars have begun." |
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| easily discovered, seen, or understood. When it dawns on one that something is obvious, it becomes an obviousity |
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