All names are in alphebetical order...
Bryan: Bryan is the pretty boy of the group. He's known james for some time now and he has a loyal army of prostitutes. He has been known to do some crazy shit but not much. The funniest was when he jumped off a ladder from like 16 feet up and broke his ankles. He was rolling around and moaning like a whore, but i digress, Bryan is the newest member of our clique and he had the idea to make this page.
Eric : Eric is a freind of John and Pip's. He is pretty strong and is always calling shit beatings on people, point in case, the day we made Bryan cry. Eric does not have the sluttiest girl freind in the world... bryan does... otherwise how would he get her? He also enjoys killing things the long slow, painful way. He's sadistic. He doesnt do much exept make an ass of himself like when he fell off that pole and busted his ass. He always puts on a good show.
James : He is bigfoot.The resemblence is shocking. Definitly the strongest and pussiest of the group. James isnt always with us but he is still the pussiest. His nicknames include, but are not limited to : galute, bigfoot, sasquatch, etc. I met James and Bryan was James' bitch back in them days so i also met Bryan. Im not sure if James will be in every episode but he will try to make the loooong trip from his home town of Maybury.
Joe : Is one of the original members to the clique. He enjoys good back rubs
and a casual wackin. But foremost he likes to do some crazy shizot. Lots of people look up to Joe as a leader. With his lanky body and skinny legs he is very easy to fit into most compact places. But he is a good runner and knows how to keep his mouth shut when the cops bust him (*cough Pip *cough
{ed. note : joe's bio was written by bryan}
John : John never talks. he is the strong silent type. John posses spider man-like agility. He is the fastest out of us. He and Pip are brothers and John and the crew used to do some crazy shit back in the day. They once lit a whole square mile of grass on fire then hauled ass away. oh, those were the days, john is a computer hacker expert as well. But when it comes to being around people, John is a total wet puss.
Pip : Real name is Phillip but we call him Pip. John's brother, also crazy. The loudest mother fucker ever. He never shuts up and ratted us out when we were caught by the cops. The camera we use to make the movies is his. It was a X-mas gift from mommy. Pip loved the year of 92' , when the streets were filled with chaos, the whores were even sluttier, shit beatings were left and right , and when he was starting kindergarten.
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