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| Waylon Smithers is best known for his grovelling to Mr. Burns. He is a professional lickspittle to Mr. Burns and has mastered duties such as squeezing orange juice for Burns in the morning, tucking him at night, moistening his eyeballs, removing his dead skin, lying to Congress and about 2,795 other odd jobs. His calling in life is to be the sobering yin to Mr. Burn's raging yang. He owns the larghest Malibu Stacey collectuon in the world, which his prized and proudest collection. Even though, he was dating, he seems to be captivated by Mr. Burns. He was gone out with John, and hopes that Mr. Burns will soon lavish him with love. He hates Sideshow Bob as Bob doesn't like his 'choice of lifestyle'. He has secret shames, one of which is that his home computer features a naked Mr. Burns as his screen-saver. |