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| Charles Montgomery Burns is the old billionaire of Springfield. He is currently the oldest living being in Springfield, since the previous oldest guy died. He owns the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He has lived through eight recessions, twelve panics and five years of McKinleynomics and he has disguised himself as Jimbo Jones and Wavy Gravy in the past. He enjoys the leisurely lunch of a pillow of shredded wheat, steamed toast and a dodo egg and his secret shame is that he is physically weaker than an infant like Maggie. His favourite non-monetary wager is one can of Coca-Cola and he has a denture collection which includes fangs, and he has been seen flirting with Marge and Marge's mother, Jacqueline. |
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| MeMorAbLe EvEnTs |
| * Promoted Homer just because Homer had more hair than before * Ran for governor so that his power plant will not shut down * Briefly became beer buddies with Homer at a baseball game until Homer danced * Hit Bart with his car * Paid Marge to paint a portrait of himself * Diagnosed with hypothemia but was saved by Bart's double-O negative blood * Congratulated Homer for saving the power plant from meltdown - it was just luck though * Sewn to Homer's body (Halloween special) * Sold the power plant to the Germans, but got it back after realising no-one fears him anymore * Coached his own baseball team against Aristotle Amadopolis of Shelbyville * Adopted Santa's Little Helper and trained him to being an attack dog * Awarded Homer with the Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence * Set of on an expedition to find King Homer (Halloween special) * Sexually harassed Marge * Charged three million dollars for dumping toxic waste everywhere * Told Homer to go to college so he can keep his job * Searched for Bobo, his long-lost teddy bear * Built a casino to try and improve the economic status of Springfield * Made Bart one of his heirs * Stole Jacqueline Bouvier from Grampa * Made the Simpson's family to take care of a remote estate free from beer and TV (Halloween special) * Part of the Stonecutter's cult * Bribed two judges so he could win the Springfield Fi8lm Festival - he did not win * Stole the tweny five greyhound puppies from the Simpsons * Was originally shot by Maggie, but was also "shot" by Smithers * Hunted down Homer's mother because she destroyed Burn's lab * Joined the Pin Pals bowling team * Forced to fend for himself because of the brutal attack Homer did * Rivalled with Grampa for the Monet paintings * Has a son, Larry Burns * Was the mysterious alien that all of Springfield awaited to see * Was trapped in an avalanche with Homer * Hired Frank Grimes |