-Lao Tsu
-Confucious (Crank Yankers)
-Oscar Wilde
-Andy Rooney
-A. Whitney Brown
-Will Rogers
-Curly G. Cradlerock (The Jerky Boys)
-Frank Rizzo (The Jerky Boys)
-Rodney Dangerfield
-Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)
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| "He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough." -Lao Tsu |
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| "Man with hand in pocket, feels cocky all day." -Confucious (Crank Yankers) |
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| "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more." -Oscar Wilde |
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| "Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Uh yeah, this is the VD clinic calling...Speaking of being positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love." -Andy Rooney |
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| "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." -A. Whitney Brown |
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| "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else." -Will Rogers |
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| "BAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!" -Curly G. Cradlerock (The Jerky Boys) |
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| "Very proud of ya." -Frank Rizzo (The Jerky Boys) |
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| "I was so poor growing up. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have anything to play with." -Rodney Dangerfield |
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| "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite funny." -Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts) |
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