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| "We want...another shrubbery! And then, when you find the shrubbery, you are to place it next to this shrubbery, only slightly higher to get the two-level effect with a little path going down the middle. Then when you have found the shrubbery, you are to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...with...a herring!" -Knights who say Ni |
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| "I don't have kids, why am I paying school tax? I know some of you all got kids, you think I give a f*ck how dumb your children are? I don't care if your kids are in the 10th grade with coloring books." -Chris Rock |
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| "Respect the Play-Dough!" -Adam Sandler |
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| "Nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast, don't pat yourself on the back you might break your spine." -Green Day |
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| "SAVE ME JEBUS!" -Homer Simpson |
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| "You want to be a writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed, you're not gay!" -Orange County |
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| "Suck on it Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard." -Sean Connery (Celebrity Jeopardy) |
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| "'Sweetie, sweetie, pixie dust, sweetie, sweetie, it's me...it's me...THE LEPERCHAUN!' 'Wanna leave but can't, want to move but...' 'Where you gonna move to, huh? Are you going to move to...IRELAND?!'" -Wayne's World 2 |
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| "Jeff works at Jeff's Appliances!" -Andrea Ramsey |
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| "SCARY, SCARY!" -Dana Carvey as George Bush |
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| "All I'm saying is calm your *ss down!" -Touchtone Terrorists |
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| "I'm the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can, I can walk backwards fast as you can." -Tom Green |
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| "Sh*t happens." -I don't know who first said that |
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| "Hippies everywhere, they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." -Eric Cartman |
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| "Oh lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou may blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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| "The day is mine!" -Sean Connery |
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| "'I know Kung-Foo.' 'For the last time, no, you don't.'" -Keanu Reeves and Alex Trebek (Celebrity Jeopardy) |
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