I was looking at a big fat marker the other day and it boldly stated on its side in big letters that it was "super permanent". Wow, thats great. Cause the regular old "permanent" markers just weren't lasting long enough. How can anything be super permanent? Does it don a cape and fly around in its underpants?
On the back of a disposable camera the item instructed that it was for "indoor or outdoor use only". Thanks for clearing that up Einstein. I was wondering why I could only get the camera to work indoors or outdoors and not in that mysterious third option which I'll leave unnamed.
Water Saver Toilets: who needs em? What kind of sick twisted individual would want to save toilet water? That stuff is disgusting. The only plausible reason that I can see to save toilet water is to give it to your dog to drink, and that must be some kind of animal cruelty. The sick individual that invented these toilets should be beaten to death with a very very dirty plunger.