In an absolutely groundbreaking discovery was made this morning when potty experts found that in most cases water saver toilets 'don't save any water at all.'
The conclusion came after one observant potty expert found that he had to flush his water saver toilet two, sometimes three times when solid waste was present. Considering that the toilet saves fifty percent more water per flush, often times you use as much as one third more water with a so called water saver toilet than you would with a regular toilet.
He also brought up a good point when he said, "Why would you want to save your toilet water anyway? That stuff is nasty."