| Scene 7 |
| Lister is in the vets. He has gone with his mum to take his cat to have neutered (or however u spell it) . Receptionist: Mrs. Lister, if you'd like to go through to Dr Frank now please. *Lister and Mrs Lister walk through to one of the vet rooms* Vet: well, what have we here? hello lil kitty! Mrs Lister: she been having problems with her hind legs, i think maybe she's been getting to know too many tom cats if you get what i mean!! hahaha! Lister: Nothing to do with me! *nervous laugh* *both the vet and mrs lister give lister a weird look* Mrs Lister: erm..yes..so as i was saying, is there anything you can do to help? Vet: well, im not sure. let me see.. *Lister wanders over to some animals in cages* Lister: hi there doggy! wow, you look very lively today! maybe you need some 'excitement'.. *looks around to check no-one is watching* hmm...now... *unzips his fly and unhooks the cage door* *a hand slams down on the cage* Anonomous voice: i dont think you should be doing that, should you? *lister turns around* Lister: *gasp* oh my gosh, its pat sharpe!! what are you doing here? Pat: Im helping the vets. now what were YOU doing?? Lister: Well....erm....*nervously* hahaha .....*starts to sweat prefusely* Pat: *whispers* well if thats all you wanted, there's a storage closet round the corner, i could be there in 5 minutes *wink, nudge* Lister: *slyly* well...mr sharpe...see you in 5 minutes... *Lister runs out, Pat follows after a few minutes, and the door to the storage closet starts to strangely rock rather violently* Back in the vets room... Mrs Lister: oh thankyou so much doctor, you've been a real help! Vet: No problem, thats what im here for. *mrs lister walks out* Mrs Lister: Andrew! Andrew sweetie, we're going home now! *Lister and Pat walk out of the closet with listers trousers on inside out, and pat with his hair all messy* Mrs Lister: are you ok dear? Lister: yes mum, are we going now? *as lister walks out pat hands him a card* Pat: my number, use it Lister: count on it....*wink* |