| Scene 6 |
| After the 'autopsy' incedent, Lister decides it would be best just to carry on as normal. (Lister has just been playing rugby and is now very wet, muddy and as u can guess, not too happy) L = Lister Bill = a big butch rugby-playing guy Stuart = some other big butch rugby-playing guy! Lisa = Lisa *all the players come trundling in after a hard fought, well played game and start to get undressed and get into the showers....* *as they are all showering, Listers eyes wander down to Bill's....well....u get what i mean* L = *shriek* thats HUGE!! B = why thankyou! urs is......my god!! where is it??? L = oh this thing?! innit great?! B = great??? ur 1/2cm pencil dick is great??? L = awwwww, its nothing really!!! *flickers his eyelashes and blushes like a school gurl* B = yeah i can bloody well c that u freak! how gay r u?? *Bill kicks ten bells of shit in2 Lister and leaves him lying on the shower floor* L = u homophobic bastard!!! S = so u ARE gay?? eurgh! u r sooooo disgusting!!! *Stuart kicks Lister several times* S = ur such a faggot!! *smashes his head against the wall* S = ur gross! u faggot! *kicks lister in the stomach and bends his leg back nearly breaking it* S = ewwwww ur soooooo gay!!!! i really wanna fuck u, but ur a FAGGOT!! *beats him up some more* *Stuart walks out. Lister is left on the floor bleeding and sore* *Lisa walks in after being told about the state Lister was left in* Lisa = OMG!!! Lister??!! Lister...r u alright?? L = *groan* Lisa = i was so worried, i got told about the ass-kicking. r u ok...i didnt know what to do...... *Lisas voice trails off as she see's listers 'Monster'* Lisa = what the fuck???!!!! L = what? Lisa = what is that???!! L = oh, u mean my insanely large penis??? thats my insanely large penis!!! Lisa = insanely large?? its 1/2cm tops!! u thort u were gonna get that in me??? please!! ive seen people with bigger microphones!! *Lisa kicks shit in2 Lister and runs off with Bill, the rugby player guy with REAL male assets!!* |