Scene 6
After the 'autopsy' incedent, Lister decides it would be best just to carry on as normal.

(Lister has just been playing rugby and is now very wet, muddy and as u can guess, not too happy)

L         = Lister
Bill      = a big butch rugby-playing guy
Stuart = some other big butch rugby-playing guy!
Lisa    = Lisa

*all the players come trundling in after a hard fought, well played game and start to get undressed and get into the showers....*

*as they are all showering, Listers eyes wander down to Bill's....well....u get what i mean*

L = *shriek* thats HUGE!!

B = why thankyou! urs is......my god!! where is it???

L = oh this thing?! innit great?!

B = great??? ur 1/2cm pencil dick is great???

L = awwwww, its nothing really!!! *flickers his eyelashes and blushes like a school gurl*

B = yeah i can bloody well c that u freak! how gay r u??

*Bill kicks ten bells of shit in2 Lister and leaves him lying on the shower floor*

L = u homophobic bastard!!!

S = so u ARE gay?? eurgh! u r sooooo disgusting!!!

*Stuart kicks Lister several times*

S = ur such a faggot!!

*smashes his head against the wall*

S = ur gross! u faggot!

*kicks lister in the stomach and bends his leg back nearly breaking it*

S = ewwwww ur soooooo gay!!!! i really wanna fuck u, but ur a FAGGOT!!

*beats him up some more*

*Stuart walks out. Lister is left on the floor bleeding and sore*

*Lisa walks in after being told about the state Lister was left in*

Lisa = OMG!!! Lister??!! Lister...r u alright??

L = *groan*

Lisa = i was so worried, i got told about the ass-kicking. r u ok...i didnt know what to do......
*Lisas voice trails off as she see's listers 'Monster'*

Lisa = what the fuck???!!!!

L = what?

Lisa = what is that???!!

L = oh, u mean my insanely large penis??? thats my insanely large penis!!!

Lisa = insanely large?? its 1/2cm tops!! u thort u were gonna get that in me??? please!! ive seen people with bigger microphones!!

*Lisa kicks shit in2 Lister and runs off with Bill, the rugby player guy with REAL male assets!!*
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