Scene 5
D - doctor
N - Nurse
L - Lister

<in a Intensive Care Unit , the doctors are doin an autopsy on listers body after he was brutally massacred by the entire of wales because he thought "they shag sheep so im in with a chance" - guess again!>

D- Ok we have here a teenager with serious neck wounds and what looks like broken ribs, and oooh...this is bad!

N - indeed...i think i'd better leave before i faint.

D - .....hes missing a penis here. it must've got torn off in the terrible incedent.

N - Doctor theres something you should know...

D - Yes???

N - Erm...tests show he NEVER HAD A PENIS ANYWAY.

D - Oh dear lord, that means....

N - yes im afraid so... WHAT A MORON!

D - imagine being that unstable that he had to chase welsh people WITHOUT ANYTHING TO USE. And to have that much of an ego to think they would just let him.....twat.

N - heres the dildo he kept for wanking with...we can see this by the hand grooves he worn into it...he couldnt even wank himself!

D - ok. stop the autopsy! just BURN THE WANKER

N - Oh my, but hes alive!

D - i dont care!! FUCK HIM - HE CANT GET OUT!!! STOP HIM!!!

<lister escapes out of the hospital by puttin all the staff into shock as the first bloke to try a gang rape them without a dick.>

L - so wheres the nearest 4 legged animal that cant escape???

<and so its just another day in the life of the fuck-up>
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