| Scene 5 |
| D - doctor N - Nurse L - Lister <in a Intensive Care Unit , the doctors are doin an autopsy on listers body after he was brutally massacred by the entire of wales because he thought "they shag sheep so im in with a chance" - guess again!> D- Ok we have here a teenager with serious neck wounds and what looks like broken ribs, and oooh...this is bad! N - indeed...i think i'd better leave before i faint. D - .....hes missing a penis here. it must've got torn off in the terrible incedent. N - Doctor theres something you should know... D - Yes??? N - Erm...tests show he NEVER HAD A PENIS ANYWAY. D - Oh dear lord, that means.... N - yes im afraid so... WHAT A MORON! D - imagine being that unstable that he had to chase welsh people WITHOUT ANYTHING TO USE. And to have that much of an ego to think they would just let him.....twat. N - heres the dildo he kept for wanking with...we can see this by the hand grooves he worn into it...he couldnt even wank himself! D - ok. stop the autopsy! just BURN THE WANKER N - Oh my, but hes alive! D - i dont care!! FUCK HIM - HE CANT GET OUT!!! STOP HIM!!! <lister escapes out of the hospital by puttin all the staff into shock as the first bloke to try a gang rape them without a dick.> L - so wheres the nearest 4 legged animal that cant escape??? <and so its just another day in the life of the fuck-up> |