L- Oh right well......do you want some cheese Vomit?

V- Yes but I thought we�d run out.

L- Not anymore.

(Lister fetches some cheese from the fridge and hands it to Vomit)

V- It�s a bit......salty!(Vomit twigs where the cheese came from) Ahhhhh! Yuk!!!! How could you???

L- Anyway I better get dressed for bed (Lister winks at Vomit, Vomit shakes his head)

(Lister returns sometimes later wearing the �thrill pants� designed to give people with no sex life great orgasms)

L- Vomit, it�s the wrong trousers, the wrong trousers Vomit! Help me Vomit! I�ll give you a bone!

(Naturally the doggy instinct in Vomit made his ears instantly prick up)

V- Ok but only coz I like bones.

(Vomit sets Lister free)

L- Ok here we go.

(Lister mounts Vomit and begins pumping)

V- Ahhhhhh! What are YOU DOING!?!?!?!

L- Giving you a bone, like I promised!

V- YOU ARE SICK!!!!!

(The curtain falls leaving Vomit walking out the door in his yellow raincoat with a scarf on a stick whilst Lister starts bashing his bishop)
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