| Scene 18 |
| Lister and Vomit (Wallace and Gromit) featuring Bendolene (Wendolene) and a sheep! B- Bendolene L- Lister V- Vomit (Lister finds a sheep and brings him home) L- We�ll call you shag! V- Shag the sheep! L- Don�t mind if I do! (Lister mounts the sheep when Bendolene enters he is forced to retreat) L- Hello and welcome to Lister and Vomit�s wash and shag cleaning service, how can I help? B- Hello I�m Bendolene! L- Go on then! B- What? L- Bend and clean, we aint called WASH and shag CLEANING service for nothing. (Bendolene, a little confused hesitates then reluctantly obliges) (Lister is instantly hard and mounts her rear) B- What are you doing? YOU SICK PERVE! L- Me sick, you�re the one walking into a company called wash and shag cleaning service. B- Well I was actually here looking for someone who could clean my windows and I heard that you do that. L- Oh no, you see, I USED to gain cheap thrills from watching people dress whilst cleaning windows and stealing underwear from their washing lines. No, no I much prefer prostituting myself these days. B- THAT IS SICK!!!!!!!! (Bendolene storms out, Vomit looks ashamed to know Lister) L- So, Do you? V- What? L- Vomit? V- Yes? L- Why? V- What? L- Vomit? V- Yes? L- What? V- Vomit is my name, you know when my mum gave birth to m, I was given a name and that name was Vomit. L- Oh yeah I remember now! V- You weren�t there Lister. cont ---> |