Scene 18
Lister and Vomit (Wallace and Gromit) featuring Bendolene (Wendolene) and a sheep!

B- Bendolene
L- Lister
V- Vomit

(Lister finds a sheep and brings him home)

L- We�ll call you shag!

V- Shag the sheep!

L- Don�t mind if I do!

(Lister mounts the sheep when Bendolene enters he is forced to retreat)

L- Hello and welcome to Lister and Vomit�s wash and shag cleaning service, how can I help?

B- Hello I�m Bendolene!

L- Go on then!

B- What?

L- Bend and clean, we aint called WASH and shag CLEANING service for nothing.

(Bendolene, a little confused hesitates then reluctantly obliges)

(Lister is instantly hard and mounts her rear)

B- What are you doing? YOU SICK PERVE!

L- Me sick, you�re the one walking into a company called wash and shag cleaning service.

B- Well I was actually here looking for someone who could clean my windows and I heard that you do that.

L- Oh no, you see, I USED to gain cheap thrills from watching people dress whilst cleaning windows and stealing underwear from their washing lines. No, no I much prefer prostituting myself these days.

B- THAT IS SICK!!!!!!!!

(Bendolene storms out, Vomit looks ashamed to know Lister)

L- So, Do you?

V- What?

L- Vomit?

V- Yes?

L- Why?

V- What?

L- Vomit?

V- Yes?

L- What?

V- Vomit is my name, you know when my mum gave birth to m, I was given a name and that name was Vomit.

L- Oh yeah I remember now!

V- You weren�t there Lister.                                                                                    
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