| S- You can talk! FW- I�m Fat Woman. L- I know already! P- I�m Poker. L- Do you? P- What? L- Poke her? P- Yes? L- Ewwwwwwww! S- Let�s fight already! (Fighting begins) S- Kapow! F- Slamo! FW- Poof! L- I am not I�m homophobic! P- Thwack! (Lister gets into the spirit of making fighting noises unfortunately getting the wrong idea makes orgasmic noises when suddenly Fat Woman runs, the cellulite wobbling violently punches Lister square on the nose) CRASH (Lister screams) F- Well I�ve figured out his alter ego, it has to be Bruce Wail, with a wail like that anyway. (Lister faints only to awake again back at the camp cave with Swallow leaning over him, Lister instantly gets a stiffy) L- Well you certainly live up to the nickname Boy Wonder don�t you? (he peers at Swallow�s groin) S- Really Campman, it was nothing you only needed a glass of water throwing over you. L- Swallow. S- Yes? L- No, I mean Swallow <pulls down his trousers revealing his whole healthy green gherkin ejaculating excitedly> (The curtain falls and all that remains to be heard is the screams of Campman�s faithful assistant the boy wonder) |