Scene 15
Scene- Garden Centre

C- Garden centre clerk
L- Lister

L- Hey, dya  come here often?

(talking to a statue)

L- your a bit of a go-er aint ya you�re wearing nowt! You don�t say much do ya? You want sex? ........................I�ll take your silence as a yes!

<begins humping statue when out the corner of his eye spots a packet of miracle grow, store clerk enters>

C- ummmm may I help you sir?

L-well.....maybe

C- care to be more specific?

L- sex.

C- excuse me

L- how about sex?

C- umm that�s not in my job description I�m afraid, we sell plants for your garden and other garden accessories, may I help you in that context?

L- hmmm plant accessories you say?

C- yes sir

L- well do you know how to grow big huge twenty inch gherkins?

C- Well you can try this <bends down to pick up miracle grow>

<Lister pinches the store clerks arse>

C- THAT IS IT!!! <walks to the counter>

L- no no wait ill be good

C- good well ok then

<lister jumps on clerk and starts grinding>

C- you said you�d be good

L- I AM!!!! IN BED!!!!!!

< the clerk drops the miracle grow and it spills everywhere>

C- Oh fiddle sticks!!!!

L- yes please!

C- WHAT!?!?!

L- you want to fiddle my stick???

C- you sick fuck get the fuck out of my shop!!!                                                                
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