| Scene 15 |
| Scene- Garden Centre C- Garden centre clerk L- Lister L- Hey, dya come here often? (talking to a statue) L- your a bit of a go-er aint ya you�re wearing nowt! You don�t say much do ya? You want sex? ........................I�ll take your silence as a yes! <begins humping statue when out the corner of his eye spots a packet of miracle grow, store clerk enters> C- ummmm may I help you sir? L-well.....maybe C- care to be more specific? L- sex. C- excuse me L- how about sex? C- umm that�s not in my job description I�m afraid, we sell plants for your garden and other garden accessories, may I help you in that context? L- hmmm plant accessories you say? C- yes sir L- well do you know how to grow big huge twenty inch gherkins? C- Well you can try this <bends down to pick up miracle grow> <Lister pinches the store clerks arse> C- THAT IS IT!!! <walks to the counter> L- no no wait ill be good C- good well ok then <lister jumps on clerk and starts grinding> C- you said you�d be good L- I AM!!!! IN BED!!!!!! < the clerk drops the miracle grow and it spills everywhere> C- Oh fiddle sticks!!!! L- yes please! C- WHAT!?!?! L- you want to fiddle my stick??? C- you sick fuck get the fuck out of my shop!!! cont ---> |
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