| <the clerk trips over a flower pot as he edges away from lister> C- fiddle sticks!! L- I said yes please! C- you sick dipstick! L- ooo even better C- get out GET OUT!!!! L- ok ok don�t shout u sure u don�t wanna give it a go? C- GET OUT!!!!! L- ok but can i take this with me <lister picks up miracle grow> C- YES!!! Just get out!!!!!! <lister exits with a grin on his face! And skips gaily away clutching his miracle grow> L- sigh I love having green fingers oh wait they�re more white n creamy damn that hand cream, twenty inch dick here I come LITERALLY!!!! < Lister starts planting gherkin seeds with miracle grow and two days later re-visits his allotment> <lister looks horrified when he sees none of them have grown> L- dammit i needed a new one too, oh well this one will just have to do. <pulls out his half mouldy gherkin> L- Well bessy its just me n you then and a lot of fuckable goats but wait i know instead of a gherkin ill grow a marrow!! <lister plants his seeds and revisits the allotment two days later and sees the marrow has grown out of control and smashed the greenhouse glass> L- wooooooah!!!!!! well that ideas gone out the window literally!!! Bessy looks like it is gonna have to be just me and you now. Gherkin sweet gherkin! |