| Scene 10 |
| Lister the Vampire Shagger L: Lister S: his "scooby gang" V: vamp T: Treen W: werewolf guy T: lister, YOU are the vampire slayer, one guy in all the world, a chosen one. With the stregnth and skill to hunt the vampires to stop the spread of evil and all that stuff. S: Aint that supposed to be a womenz job tho <without bein sexist> T: well, ahem, the texts are quite clear in this matter but...lister...ahem, i guess sum1 made a mistake! AND FOR GODS SAKE LISTER GET OFF THE FRIGGIN WEREWOLF GUY!!!! L: But...oooh...he likes it!!! W: GROWLLL!!!!! <translated: get the fuck off me before i break your neck> S:look for your own sake before you get hurt get off L: but im sure he wants me S: look, no1 "wants you" so just give it a rest huh? L: maybe treeny wants it?!? <hopeful> T: back off donkey-raper! S: what a fuckwit. can we go now? T: <whisperin> no! remember the deal, you sit there and i pay you, just keep him occupied so he doesnt jump for me! T: lister when you got your clothes on i gotta job for you L: Does this mean i get to excercise my giant.... S: ego? L: i wuz gonna say .... T: look no one cares what you were gonna say, now shut the hell up and lissen! Theres a mad vampire on the loose and he wants you dead so you better kill him. Suit up! L: ok! cont ---> |
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