day9

It's the ninth day. Treaney remains sulking.

Sam is called to the diary room, gorilla brother have asked her in to tell her about the task for the housemates to perform, this news devastates Miss Muffet the Maths Muppet as it happens to be a maths quiz. Sam goes to talk Treaney, "Do we have to do this?!?" she says. Treaney replies with "OF course you do" in a less than happy tone and Sam wlaks off sulkily.

Meanwhile Epton was having a hairbrained scheme, he had arranged pens (strictly forbidden by gorilla brother in every sense) into names of who he wanted people to nominate. He invited Brummi into the bedroom, although he clearly wanted to proposition her he didnt. He told spelt out "Chris" with pens and said to Brummi that he had been saying horrible things about her. (Our experts are still not sure why Epton didn't write with the pens, they are forbidden but if he's gonna have them what good are they if not for writing with).He continutes this mainpulation throughout all of the housemates.

Russell has learnt to play the guitar and is sat outside singing kum by yar.

Sam is still distraught so out of the kindness of Lisa's heart (or maybe the fact she wants more money to buy vodka in the shopping) she helps her with her maths skills, or tries and fails. So Epton kindly steps in not forgetting to flirt and be sweet to her. Treaney notices this and says "Epton," he pauses "the swine!" under his breath.

Lisa knows what Epton's up to and confides in Brummi, Brummi also tells Lisa what happened with him earlier. Brummi declares Epton a cheat and Treaney overhears. The girls explain to him what he's been up to. Treaney says "Epton," there's a long pause "the swine!"

Meanwhile in the lounge Chris needs a sneeze so is breathing really deeply from his nose. Tootul feels the gentle caress of Chris's breath on the back of his neck, he retires to the bathroom for a wank. Chris then lets out the most huge sneeze you have ever heard shaking our cameramens chairs from underneath them. The Eiffle tower ceases to exist and the beans go everywhere, Chris is distraught and retires to the diary room to confess his depression at his mis-hap.

Sam tells Epton she's in love with him. Epton judges everyone by his own standards and so his reply is, "I'm onto you Sammy and you're in big trouble!"

Treaney hears this remark and steps in with "I think not baby Epton it is you who is in trouble!" Brummi calls a house meeting.

The housemates discuss what Epton has been up to and choose several suitable punishment tasks to be carried out before banishment takes place. They choose for him to bend over put his head between his legs and lick his own arse in full view of the cameras, clean up all ape 'mess' (not just faeces but Tootuls cum aswell) and of course he was forced to shag Sam before he leaves. (Sam looked pleased but epton was none to happy about it) Treaney spends the rest of the day crying in his room again.