| Day 10 In The Gorilla Household |
| It�s day 10 in gorilla brother, the housemates are just recovering from the laughter of the humiliation of Epton�the swine. He was banished which still leaves the remaining housemates to do the maths quiz task. Sam goes into the diary room, she tells gorilla brother that the maths quiz is a bad idea and could they possibly change the task, gorilla brother changed it, to a personal task between Tootul and Chris� Tootul was to see if he could manage to put 10 pencils in Chris�s hair at once, if they did their shopping budget would be increased. Tootul finds out the task and goes to the diary room to clarify a querie. He grunts several times he points to his penis then to his head. Our experts suggest he could be trying to say one of two things either: �I am a knob head� or �Which hair do you want the pencils in?� Gorilla bother clarifies this by saying �Yes you are a knob head and we want the pencils in the head hair, sorry the skull hair� Treaney is still sulking and the housemates are getting sick of his moodiness, that, and Russell�s endless renditions of Kum By Yar! The girls find something productive to do, steal Russell�s guitar. Russell needs the toilet the girls steal the guitar and Brummi begins to play Grandpa. Chris overhears Lisa singing along with the Grandpa lyrics and after every line Chris answers �No!� and began to sob. He grunted softly, we think he was trying to say �Nobody loves me, Grandpa just used me!� The girls look on in disgust slightly bemused by how a chimp could have incestual tendencies. The boys began to practice for their task in the bedroom, to be performed at the end of the day, they start with three at first, then manage five etc. Sam can hardly contain her excitement when the guys get up to ten and so gives Treaney one on the kitchen counter when no one was looking. The boys succeed in their task they even manage to get up to 20 at one point, they are rewarded for their efforts and are given lots more vodka for Lisa and lots more money for their shopping list. |