day11

As Epton (the swine) was forced to leave due to him being such a lying, cheating git, he is to be replaced by a newcomer. The housemates have no idea who this will be.

As Sam managed to squirm her way out of the maths test the day before, it is decided that she will have to complete a personal task, or face punishment. Lisa is called to the diary room and Gorilla Brother informs her that the rest of the group can decide the task and as a special treat for completing yesterdays task, they also get to choose the punishment, may she fail. Lisa tells the group the good news (Sam however, will not know it was the housemates that thought it up). Of course the power goes to Chris�s head and decides that he will think up the punishment. The group discuss Sam�s weaknesses; they have already decided they want her to fail, no one likes her anyway, and the group will not lose anything. Chris speaks up about half an hour later suggesting that if Sam fails she must shave her head. Most of the group believe this it too harsh, yet Brummi and Lisa are on the floor laughing (they are picturing Sam giving Treaney head with no hair!) and so agree with Chris. The rest of the group look to each other and finally give in stating Sams head must be shaven if she fails her task.

Treaney is in the kitchen making lunch when the new housemate arrives. It turns out it is a perfectly intelligent and evolved human (naturally; being female) who goes by the name of �Kate�. Lisa and Brummi welcome her in, while Russell stares on in amazement and begins to drool. Tootul notices Russell and his pants begin to rise � Tootul disappears into his room to have yet another wank.

Kate sits down with the group to discuss Sams task. Kate suggests some form of obstacle course and the rest of the group agree. They take time on their own to expand on the idea.

A few hours later, the group get together and pitch in all their ideas. Treaney suggests wetting Sam before the obstacle course. Most of the group nod and agree (thinking Treaney meant cover her with water). Of course Lisa clicks on to what he really meant and kicks him in the bollocks dismissing the idea immediately. Russell suggests an obstacle course where she has to kiss all the boys at different points on the course. Tootul argues, claiming this is not fair on Sam (and avoids admitting his true sexuality once again). Finally, Chris comes up with the idea of having to shoot a basketball in a hoop. Treaney disagrees, stating that this would be impossible (he is clearly against the idea of shagging someone balder than himself) stating that she would have to calculate the area and weight of the ball and the precise angle of which to throw it � not taking into account wind direction! Brummi retaliates by saying that Tootul can make a basket and he is far from being a maths whiz. The group all agree with Brummi. Lisa trots off to the diary room and informs Gorilla Brother that the task is that Sam will have one chance to make a basket. If she fails, she will have her head shaven. Gorilla Brother confirms this, stating it is a fair deal.

5 o�clock rolls round and Sam is informed that her personal task will take place outside in five minutes.

Everyone assembles in the garden next to the basketball hoop. Gorilla Brother decided to make it easier on Sam � the hoops stands 3ft off the ground and 2ft away from Sam.

The tension mounts and a whistle blows, signifying Sam can now take her shot when she is ready. Sam approaches the line and shoots. All eyes are on the ball in anticipation � yet the ball falls one and a half feet short of the basket. Treaney groans, clearly distraught, yet Lisa and Brummi cheer and lead Sam away to the bathroom to face the consequences.