day12

The housemates cannot walk past Sam without laughing. Brummi and Lisa can�t walk past her without rolling around in hysterics.

This day holds another personal task. Yes that�s right, it�s for the guy who cannot keep his bum to himself! Treaney receives the news when he is called to the diary room in the morning. He is told that he will have to eat three large gherkins in a short period of time, the time is yet to be decided but Treaney is told to prepare for the task. Treaney marches straight into the kitchen and find a large tub of gherkins in the cupboard. He starts to practice immediately.

Meanwhile Lisa, Kate and Brummi are just getting up. They retreat to the main lounge, where they have a game of �Dirty Scrabble�. They all pick 14 letters (as Dirty Scrabble is a lot harder than normal Scrabble, they are allowed to take 14 tiles instead of 8). Lisa makes a good job of going first, by placing �penis� straight down the middle. Brummi goes next by keeping it simple but effective, placing an �e� and an �x� on Lisa�s �s�. Kate goes next, and elaborates on Lisa�s penis by spelling out the word �dysentery�. Lisa and Brummi argue, claiming that it�s not really dirty. Kate retaliates by stating that it would be extremely dirty if you didn�t put any sheets down. Lisa and Brummi agree, and so she gets away with it.

Russell gets up and begins to annoy everyone once again with his endless attempts at Kum By Yar! Chris steals the guitar and beats Russell continuously with it. Tootul is in the presence of Chris�s angry side for the first time and he begins to get strangely aroused, and wanders off to the bathroom for another 5-minute masturbation set.

Lisa is declared the winner of Dirty Scrabble today, with an amazing score of 362!! Brummi and Kate congratulate her. Lisa and Brummi sit and have an extremely quite conversation with short bursts of giggling at random points. Gorilla Brother guesses they are planning something. It is not yet obvious what, but it is presumed it has something to do with making an even bigger fool out of Sam.

Treaney is still in the kitchen and he�s almost finished the tub of gherkins. Gorilla Brother provides a second tub for him, and Treaney continues to chomp away on the small green pickles vegetables.

Lisa and Brummi make their way to the kitchen and grab something out of the cupboard and rush their way to the girls room.

Sam is in a good mood, and so she decides to make a trifle for everyone to enjoy. She goes to the kitchen and gets to work.

Lisa and Brummi emerge from the girls room with what looks like a wig made out of mouldy spaghetti. They claim it�s the new fashion and everyone in New York is wearing them. Sam hears and asks is she can have the wig. She is clearly overjoyed at being in the presence of such a new and exciting �fashion� item (that Brummi and Lisa insist is a �must-have�). Lisa and Brummi give the wig to Sam and she puts its on. Sam walks back to the kitchen and Brummi and Lisa fall about laughing.

Chris is outside, working on the remains of Russell�s ruined guitar, and tries to piece it together. He has no luck and eventually throws the pieces in the bin.

Sam finishes her trifle and the group gather round to see. The group sigh in disgust. It turns out she made a shepherds pie trifle like the one Rachel made in Friends (Sam had seen the first half of the episode but never finished watching it, and consequently, actually thought trifles were supposed to contain minced beef). The group walk away and leave Sam in despair. Lisa and Brummi decide to take advantage of the situation at hand. They find some trip wire in a drawer and set up a booby trap with it, placing the shepherds pie concoction a few feet away form the wire. Of course it�s Sam who ends up tripping over the wire and landing face down in the trifle. She stands up and cries, running into the bathroom to wipe it off. Brummi and Lisa are in hysterics. Kate comes running into the room to see what happened, and so Lisa and Brummi explain. Kate also ends up in hysterics. It looks like they will be having a good laugh at Sams expense for the next few days.

At 3 o�clock Treaney is told that he has one hour left to prepare for his task. Treaney looks confident as he reaches the bottom of his second tub of gherkins.

One hour later, and the group all gather round Treaney, who is sat in the lounge with three very large gherkins on a plate in front of him. Gorilla Brother announces that Treaney has one and a half minutes to finish all three gherkins. Treaney looks confident and the group cheer him on. As Treaney gets down to his last gherkin Chris grunts and points in Tootuls direction, laughing as hard as ever. Treaney bursts into laughter as well, and the gherkin shoots out of his mouth at high speed towards Tootuls manhood. Tootul jumps out of the way at the last minute, and manages to land on top of Sam in a very precarious position. Treaney mocks Tootul, and clearly by this time, Tootul has had enough of Treaneys mocking ways and climbs to his feet and lets out several grunts. Our team tells us that he was saying �ill set my dad on you, and he�s 6ft 4�. Treaney grunts back, we are told he said �come and have a go if you think you�re hard enough� in a sing-songy type voice. Tootuls rushes at Treaney. Treaney cleverly steps out the way, and Tootul runs head first into the wall. The wall receives little damage. Tootuls head is clearly not strong enough for this amount of abuse. Tootul turns back to the group, who all look shocked, and he then walks into the bathroom to relieve the pain. Kate is left to clean up the mess made by Tootul (which is not a lot) and so gets the dust pan and brush, and sweeps up the few specks of paint created by Tootuls idiotic actions.