| Day 4 And The Housemates Get Bored |
| The housemates boredom is starting to show. Tootul sits in the bathroom endlessly watching which way the water goes down the toilet and devsing new ways to try and change its direction. Treaney spends six hours straight trying to work out what E= MC� means, a little too advanced for even the modern chimp. The females got so bored they decided to evolve into fully grown beautiful intelligent human creatures that can communicate via the English language. Tom seems baffled. Chris's monster truck enlarges. Russell continues to play cards. Meanwhile Sam, otherwise known as Miss Muffet the Maths Muppet, sidles up next to Treaney asking him for advice with something in the bedroom, we are amazed at Treaney's ability to understand this request as he follows her. DUE TO THE NATURE OF THIS REQUEST WE ARE UNABLE TO TRANSMIT THIS INFORMATION AND THEREFORE IT HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT, ok Treaney performs sexual favours for Sam. After this Sam and Treaney have a bond unknown to the rest of the pack, except the two evolved females, Brummi and Lisa, of which nothing escapes their attention. Chris builds the eiffle tower from scratch out of beans. |