| Day 5 In The Noisy Gorilla House |
| Tootul and Chris form a band. Tootul gets the wooden spoons and pans from the Gorilla brother kitchen, Chris attempts to sing. Sam is devistated when she wakes up from the noise of Tootuls infernal banging and notices that all the mirrors in the house have split into many pieces. She cannot see her own reflection anymore. Treaney does not look amused. Sam of course notices and constantly screams "I am hideous!" in a pathetic attempt to get some attention, Treaney tells her how beautiful she is and asks her to join in a game of twister, she accepts. Treaney manages to yet again get into a position with his bum facing everyone in the house. Brummi and Lisa look away in disgust, Tootul becomes, well there's no other word for it............erect. Chris decides to try and perform his mating ritual again whilst the girls are not paying any attention to the wise ones intellect and mocking tones and whilst Tootul is in the bathroom having a wank. Chris remembers a scene from American Pie and copies it exactly, Brummi and Lisa fall about laughing. Chris's pride is wounded and walks off in a sulk. |