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| KFC isn't too far from where I live and when we are hungry and don't feel like cooking we usually go their to get a meal. However, it never seems like they get the order right the first time around and now we end up checking before we eat. I decided to keep a running record of everytime I went there to order and to see how many times they get the order right the first time around. Those slackers leave out sides and even the main meal sometimes! And therefore I started to keep a tab on them. Correct order vs. Not Correct Order: 3-11 Here's a story that should never happen in anyway, shape, or form... unless you are feeling evil. I used first person cuz its easier to write how it goes that way. In dedication of KFC: One day I decided that I�d go up to the counter and order a KFC combo meal (the one with 3 strips and two sides...yum). When I finally got the meal I was feeling evil and decided to cause some confusion. I went to my table opened the mean and bit a chicken strip. Then I went back to the counter with a confused look and said �Someone already bit this chicken strip.� The guy that gave me the food look with a bit of confusion but he decided he better give a new meal instead of cause more trouble. With that I got a new meal on the spot (He threw the other one away, arg). Right when I got the meal I opened it at the counter, took out a stip and bit it right in front of him. Right then I said �Somebody bit this chicken strip already. I demand a new meal.� The worker then said �No....I saw you bite that one right now.� Even though he was right I turned the tables and said �What!? How dare you try and pass off this piece of eaten meat. I want to see the manager.� Eventually the manager comes out and hears of this. He decides to just give me another meal and that be the end of it. (Hehehe, no it wont!) I took the meal opened it in front of the manager and the worker and bit the chicken then said �Hey someone already bit this!?!? I would like a new meal please.� By then the worker was too pissed and just walked off. But the manager said �Sorry but you just bit that.� But by now people were coming into the restaurant out of hunger so I pulled out my trump card and told him �I�m sorry but the customer is always right. Please give me another.� He gave in but said that would be the last of it. I accepted the meal and sat down at my seat to open it. However I notice there was something wrong and ran back to the counter to tell them �Hey, I didn�t order coleslaw as my side!� Here's some stuff everyone should try when they go to KFC for a good laugh: 1.) Try and buy a KFC meal with food stamps 2.) Follow these steps: a. Order a meal at KFC b. Take it to your seat c. Eat it with pleasure d. Put what is left of it back in the bag you got it with e. Go up to the counter f. Ask if you can return it 3.) Go behind the counter, put your own meal together and pay yourself. |
| Created: December 29, 2004 Last Revised: June 24, 2005 |