| More uses for DUCT TAPE!!!!!! |
| 31. Duct Tape cucumbers over your eyes after staring at the computer too long! ~Roger 32. Remove sunburnt, peeling skin (ouch!) ~Roger 33. Cat in the way? duct tape it to the ceiling 34. Dog in the way? duct tape it to the ceiling 35. Kids in the way?..... 36. Remove fur, hair, fluff, small fuzzy pets, etc. from chairs, couches, or sweaters! 37. To prevent rust and salt damage, cover you car ENTIERLY with duct tape! 38. (TRUE LIFE STORY) "I worked as a canoe trip guide for a few years. On one trip, I took the group to some cliffs. We turned the canoes upside-down and looked for a path to get to the top. When we finally arrived at the top three of the guys (unbeknowns to me) decided to try dropping a large rock onto their overturned anoe to "see what would happen" unfortunatally, their aim was perfect, and they managed to puncture the canoe to the tune of a 12 in. diameter hole. Thankfully, we were well equiped with duct tape and covered the hole inside and out. It held till the end of the trip, and not a leak to be found!" 39. Re-stick peeling wallpaper 40. Better yet, just cover the walls entirely...u'll never have to worry about it peeling! 41.Algebra book cover....wrap it in a hundred or so layers, and that'll be the end of your algebra career (with that particular book anyway...) 42. Devote your whole website to it! 43. You'd never dream the kind of quotes it inspires! 44. Permanantally close a bedroom door. 45. While your at it, a few thousand layer on all possible (and a few impossible) entrance to your car. This will TOTALLY remove the need for burglar alarms (or even for locking your car). 46. Wrap a short-legged dog in duct tape (sticky side out) and give it run of the house for an hour or two....the floor with be clean in no time. (Beware: you my be confronted by enraged animal rights activists. Please proceed with CAUTION!!!!) |
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