Just think of all the things you can do with DUCT TAPE!!!! (Please leave a few of your ideas in the guestbook so we can add them to the list!) 1. Start a new trend!!! 2. Digitize it to make an awesome background for your web page! 3. Theft preventative, seal the doors of your car with about half a dozen layers, watch them try to get throught that!!! 4. Makes great siding for the house! 5. Homemade orthadontic work!! 6. Instant Handcuffs! 7. Turn those straight leg jeans into totally hippy-sixties flares, just tape an insert into each leg!! 8. Wrap christmas presents!! ( DON'T miss watching them open it, it'll make your day!!!) 9. Air/ Water tight bandages! 10. Cover your car seats!! (Warning: In the summer, stickum may melt and ooze out causing it to be difficult to exit your car.......) 11. One piece shaving kit (ouch!) 12. Make a large sheet and wear it sticky side out during meals....super effective bib! 13. Tape two pens together so you can write twice as fast!!! 14. Bookmark (just try t olose your page now!!) 14. Fly paper (this one's self-explanitory) 15. For safety, cover your hands with a few layers when handleing hot, sharp, or radioactive objects! 16. Need more overhead light in the room?? Just tape a lamp to the ceiling! 17. Pet hairbrush! (Caution: Use it carefully or the humane society will put you on their "Ten most wanted" list) 18. To climb a wall/cliff/tree just cover yourself in duct tape....sticky side out!! 19. Stay awake by tapeing your eyelids to your forehead for those late-night drives home! 20. Low cost replacement seatbelt! 21. Babysitter's best friend....when the kids go crazy you can always tape them to the sofa! 22. To prevent campfire burns, wrap your hands when rosating hotdogs without a stick! 23. Tape the cat's paws together when you bathe it, prevents scratches! 24. Replace the fabric on the roof of your seventies convertable! 25. Put a few thousand layers over a new pair of shoes (or even an old pair!) and they'll last forever (if you feet never grow...) 26. Mouse trap! 27. Patch your old tent, or just make a new one, it's durable, waterproof, and (best of all) Bug proof!! (works on the same principal as fly paper!) 28. On halloween, wrap your self entierly in duct tape, and wear a fish bowl on your head....instant Apollo 13 costume!! 29. A loop of duct tape under your new sod will keep it from moving while the roots take root....better yet, duct tape your whole lawn and paint it green, never needs mowing again....!!! 30. Makes a wonderful leash for walking your pet elephant! Next Page..... |
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