Birthed by the amazing Sharyn:
Once there was a flower. It was quite lonely. It crawled around looking for a companion, but only could find weeds and ugly dandelion looking things that were alcoholics anyway. The flower could not be soulmates with such plants. One day a sickly old woman was cruisin' around on her electric wheel chair and saw the flower, its lonely petals fluttering in the breeze so she decided to pick it.
The flower was so happy, delighted really, that someone finally wanted to be her friend. The old woman decided to stick the flower on her straw hat. This straw hat was quite a character� Actually he had no character, but the flower figured that since they were going to spend a lot of time together, that she might as well grow to love him and she did, though the feeling wasn't quite reciprocated.
The straw hat was rather drab...nothing to special, but the flower spiced it up; grabbed attention so that pretty soon, all these old ladies cruisin' on there electric wheel chairs wanted to touch and try on the hat. Now the straw hat began to feel rather cocky with all this new attention. He really began to strut his stuff, which was just straw and didn't give any credit to the flower.
The flower didn't really care, though her feelings were kinda hurt, but at least she had someone to be with now. The flower put up with a lot of abuse and neglect with her straw hat and in the end the old lady died and decided that she would be buried with the straw hat on her head, however, the caretakers were careless and the flower accidentally fell off the hat and was forgotten forever. THE END.
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