Different quotes from over the years...There've been some good ones.
Loose: Well, I'm feelin pretty religious.
Me: If youre feeling so religious then whats Pentecost?
L: Uh... A Christian holiday...
Me: I know that, but what's so special about it?
L: Uh.. It's the day where everything costs $5...
Dad: I thought of a great slogan for your ('Venus' razor) blades. "Venuses have no penises. Smooooooooth."
Dad: All women should have balls
Brent: What are you eating?
Me: I'm not eating, I'm sucking on something.
Brent: Whatever. You have something in your mouth, and it's not me!
Me: so i get it. like the coins in those kewl cowboy horse rides that move up and down...if you have a coin, it moves. if you have a penis, he talks
Lucie: right
ben: these wings are better than sex
Me: hmmm...what kind are they again?
ben: chicken
Mom: What is that?
Dad: Tropical depression--a tropical storm. Or maybe Bush's Caribbean policy.
Chem professor: I've been offered money, sex, and drugs in return for A's. The money has never been enough. The sex isn't kinky enough. And drugs? I'm an organic chemist. What the hell do i need drugs for?
Stiles: Grab my active sites!
Lucie: Juli, when's Pentecost?
Me: I don't know, after tax-free week?
Kent: Shimmering red block
I cough it up in big chunks
...hmmm...five syllables. Oh, I got it!
...the hershey squirts burn
Noel: haha...cheap cheap goes the stereotypical anti-semitist
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Auto response from MysticSpiralBabe: cheep cheep goes the pelecant
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Noel: ...to the jew
On allowing elementary school kids to join the marching band:
Lex: i'm pretty sure that being in a dressing room with fourth graders could get every single high school marching band member indited on charges of statutory rape
