From Austins Conversation with me, circa 2002 at around 2 am
Austin: Is it coming through ok?
Me: so far, yes
Austin: OY, I crack myself up (pull head out of gutter after I say, "Is everything coming out ok on your end?") Ummmmmmm, yea, that's dicusting!
Austin: GGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAa ahahahAA!
Me: lol
Me: chill out austin
Austin: still not done attaching file!
Austin: counting to ten
Austin: one two five for sheven faja, ok , i'm better now
Austin: you know, fajgha, like mother
Austin: Mmwwwhahaha
Austin: there we go kinda
Me: mwa hahahah?
Austin: Yea, i think that's better
Austin: Little bunny insomniac, hopping through the dark night, picking up the sleepers and bopping them on the head uh huh, you heard me right
Austin: No, doesn't ring a bell?
Austin: ya know, the song you heard when you were little? Little bunny Fufu hopping throught the forest, picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head! You were deprived, or maybe I was tortured...
Austin: D'accord. Je veux savoir plus Francais, mais nous allons tres tres...
Austin: (slow)
Austin: that's probably not even all right
Me: i know what you are saying though
Me: trust me, you're not a bad speaker
Austin: Yes, but i might look ignorant lol
Me: although, i havent heard your accent yet
Austin: hehe
Me: doesn't matter.
Me: i lost mine
Me: i'm kinda upset about that too
Austin: wow, I would have liked to heard that (Umm, don't take that the wrong way)
Me: my contacts almost fell out
Me: that means "go to bed bitch"
Austin: lol
Me: so i took them out
Me: that means "ha! in your face"
Austin: haha! Alright, i think i'll go
Me: ok, you do that.
Austin: wait, why are your contacts in my face?
Me: lol
Austin: get em out!
Me: wow
Me: i'm so tired, that's freaking hilarious!
Austin: yea, i thought it might be
Austin: lol, ok, you get some rest too, (i'm almost dead...)
Austin: in my head
Austin: because i need to go to bed
Me: my fish's name is fred.
Austin: My fish lost his head,
Austin: when my cat bit poor Ted
Me: awww...so now he too is dead?
Austin: bit off his head
Austin: i dread
Me: well, i like Mr. Ed.
Me: and tonight, i was well fed.
Austin: yes, i was fed
Austin: i felt weighed down with lead
Austin: because i was soo fully fed
Me: hey! i was about to use the word lead.
Austin: OY VAY i said (it firts)
ME: there's this annoying kid named led
Austin: (First)
Me: hey, that doesn't rhyme with bed!
Austin: I'm going to dream about Club Mead
Me: do you think dan and i will be wed?
Austin: so i tried, you , you, silly head
Austin: possibly, if he don't dead like my fish Ted
Me: you know in britain, they pronounce z zed?
Me: i need a piece of thread
Austin: I thought that was in France, I once had a pead
Me: want some bread?
Austin: oh, i'm hopeless
Austin: coocoocachoo
Me: oh.
Me: god bless you.
Austin: thanks
Austin: i have to go
Me: k
Me: night
Austin: Good night!
Me: sleep tight
Austin: you too
Me: don't fight
Me: turn off that light.
Me: fly a kite.
Me: :-D
Austin: oww, don't bite!
Austin: really now, night!
Me: lol
Me: bye
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