Adolphus,
I believe you - to a point. I will give you ONE LAST CHANCE to prove
your honesty and I will forget everything else that has gone before.
The photograph you sent me is a fake. You know it and I know it. I
don't care about that. I understand that as a businessman you wanted to
keep your personal life separate.
I don't care about the attempt to lie to me. But I do want the real
photograph. I can detect fakes easily using the software on my
computer, it can show when images have been cut/pasted and superimposed
by detecting tiny changes in colour tone and lighting. It is impossible
to fool using normal computer technology.
OK - let's talk business and do this deal properly.
Usman Bello (both versions) is obviously up to no good. As you
predicted he has taken the money I sent him and simply asked for more.
More fool me, I will be more wise in future.
But the money I sent him is tiny in comparison with the money that you
are offering. I am willing to accept that first loss and do business
with you. But no more bullshit or the whole thing is off.
No negotiation: I want a NEW photograph of YOU holding a genuine sign
saying only this:
OCEAN'S 13: COMING SOON ((I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A NICE TROPHY FOR MY CLOONEY-FAN SISTER))
which refers to the slang term 13 meaning money or loot. Real person,
real sign, real writing, nice and clear.
When I get that I will send you all the money you need to process my
fund. Without it, you get nothing and I assume the whole story was a
lie. If you send me an excuse, or a fake photograph I will assume
everything you have told me is a lie and you will never hear from me
again.
Have a good weekend
Danny
My Dear Ocean,
Ok I will do it.
I promise to send my real picture but you know my position
and any small thing can remove me from my office that is
the reason I am afraid.
You have to promise me that you will not put me into
trouble because it is against the law for me to send out my
real picture as it look to my Government that I have
another interest why I have sent you my picture.
I will make sure that a sperior picture is given to you
soonest but you have to reply not to remove me from my
office.
Chief A.W.
Adolphus,
Don't you worry, I have NO INTEREST in spoiling your position. I just
want my money. I look forward to receiving your genuine picture with
you holding a GENUINE sign that reads "OCEAN'S 13 COMING SOON"
As long as I get that, no problems at all.
Thanks,
Danny
PS- USMAN BELLO sent me a death threat today and even said he'd send
evil spirits after me. What a freak.
((EVIL SPIRITS?? I AM SETTING UP MY EXIT STRATEGY AT THIS POINT))
Attn: Ocean,
Thanks for your reply.I see that you have no intention to
remove me from my office.
There is one problem,yesterday evening,when I came back to
my office after executive meeting,I found an Order from the
Federal High Court,that your payment is stopped for neglect
of Government.
The Court stated that the time given for completion of your
payment has passed and you have to pay a file of US$10,000
or the whole US$45,000,000 confiscated. ((ADOLPHUS UPS THE STAKES BY $10K SINCE HE IS GOING TO ALL THIS TROUBLE))
This is what I was worried of because I know that all
foreign payment once approved,takes 14 working days to be
completed.Now,are you ready to pay US$10,000 and receive
the money or do you allow the Court to stop the payment
completely?
I am ready to send my real picture and complete your
payment before wednesday next week.The total money you have
to send now is US$12,150.
I want you to agree to send the money because the Court has
Ordered to cancele your payment of us$45,000,000 due to you
have wasted time and neglect the Court and the entire
Government of Nigeria.
Though,us$12,150 is very small to compare with the money
you are going to receive,therefore,I want you to agree to
pay the File.It is called "PAYMENT RECONCILIATION CHARGE"
I will wait for your reply before I am sending my picture.
Regards,
Chief Adolphus Wagbara.
OK Adolphus, you're right. $12,500 isn't much in comparison with the
$45 million. I'll sort out the withdrawal with my bank now and get
things ready.
It's a big risk for me though - I've already lost several thousand to
Usman and I don't want to lose any more. This has to go without a
hitch.
What I need you to do is this:
Get me your photograph before I send the payment. I will send the
payment as soon as I have received your GENUINE photograph.
In fact given the sum involved, I want two photographs to prove you are
being honest. Different sign in each.
Photograph 1, the sign must read: OCEAN'S 13: COMING SOON
Photograph 2, the sign must read: I LOVE KOKO SHUNTING ((ANOTHER JUVENILE TERM FOR HOMOSEXUALIST BEHAVIOUR I REGRET TO SAY))
Each photograph must clearly show you and the sign. Please make sure
the signs are genuine, I don't want any computer generated crap and I
can detect it easily using my software. Koko Shunting is my girlfriend
by the way- I'm going to ask her to marry me when I get the money from
you, and I thought the photograph would be a good present for her.
Send me the TWO photographs with you holding the signs shown above.
When I am assured of their genuine quality I will send the $12,150 by
either MoneyGram or Western Union whichever you specify. I will have to
break it into smaller payments though, won't I?
The next time I hear from you I want to see both pictures, okay?
Danny
Danny,
Please understand my position.I sent for a photographer
yesterday
and he came this morning and made a photo of me holding
"OCEAN'S 13:COMING SOON.
He has already gone back to town as he does not stay in the
Government City.He will
not be allowed to come in the City until next month.For
security reason that the Government
put it that way.
I have made a real picture of me holding the above sign,so
it will not be posible for the advance
photografer to come in the Government City.
The original first sign is enough for you to trust me ok?
I am simple in the picture.
I would have sent the picture now but I have to notify you
first because I don't want to offend you,
that is the reason I am replying.
It is an advance and sperior photo machine that I used in
making my picture.
I look forward to allowing me send the picture with first
sign,though I did it twice.
Chief Adolphus Wagbara.
(Cheapest Movie Pre-Publicity Ever)
Chief Adolphus,
I congratulate you. You are a man of courage and honesty and I am now
sure that you are the genuine business man and that Usman Bello is a
foul mouthed son of a skunk. I will happily conclude this business with
you, and I will send no more money to Bello and his filthy homosexual
bandits.
I will send the money by Western Union as you requested. Luckily
Western Union have a new online system under which I can send up to
$15,000.00 without splitting it. Also, for security, it generates the
MTCN number online to prevent anyone stealing the deal.
I have set up the transfer for $12,150.00 and made the payment this
afternoon.
All you need to do is go to ((URL))
This is a specific link to the transfer I have made in the name you gave
me, which I will repeat now for your peace of mind: PIUS ANIAGBAOSO
ILODIUBA, 77 ALABA-SURU NIGERIA.
The test question is WHO DOES HE LOVE
The answer is HE LOVES KOKO SHUNTING
When you visit the website it is important that you do not use your
computer for any other purpose until the MTCN has been generated. When
you have that you can take it to any Western Union office in the world
and collect the $12,150.
Thanks for your patience Adolphus. The interference of Usman Bello in
this business has cost me a lot of money and I regret that I became
suspicious and angry toward everyone. Hell, I even gave Koko a spanking
last Wednesday and she can't sit down yet! Mind you, she loved that,
the dirty slut!
Let me know when you get the money, and how quickly you can get the
$45,000,000.00 to me.
Your pal,
Danny
> Dear Ocean,
>
> I have received the information of western union.The
> western union office said they
> cannot pay us$12,150 in one time.The highest amount that
> western union can pay here in Nigeria
> is us$7,500.
>
> Please go back to western union,tell them to separate the
> money in two forms like us$6,150 and us$6,000.
> Please do this my dear friend and let me have rest and
> conclude your business.I would need also your full sender's
> name,address and the
> question,answer and control number of the different western
> union.
>
> I am waiting for your speedy action.
>
> C.A.W
Hi Adolphus,
That's strange. The Western Union online system is supposed to allow
single shipments of up to $15,000.00 anywhere in the world. Did you
download the tracking number as I told you?
If you give that to your local office they should just be able to hand
over the money for you. It's showing on the tracking system at my end
as awaiting collection.
Let me know
Danny
LITTLE BOY OCEAN,
FURK YOUR URGLY MOTHER.MY COLLEAGUES WILL SEND YOU EMAIL AGAIN AND THEY WANT TO PREPARE SOME CHARM TO MAKE YOU NOT TO BELIEVE ADOLPHUS.((NICE TOUCH! I HAVE A MEASURE OF RESPECT FOR THIS MUGU'S CUNNING))
IT WILL NOT WORK BECAUSE THEY ARE CRIMINALS TO HAVE BEEN DEFRAUDING YOU.
DO NOT REPLY THEM UNLESS THEY RETURN THE MONEY THAT THEY DEFRAUDED FROM YOU.
USMAN BELLO.
Ocean,
Have you done it? I am worried because you lost money
before Now I do not want you to lose any more money to Usman or
any how.Delay is dangerous in this
case.
I got the control no but western union office said that the
maximum amount allowed by western union
Law in Nigeria is us$7,500.
Please pay it in two parts.us$6,150 and us$6,000.
I am eager to conclude your business.
C.A.W.
((DANNY WRITES BACK TO fakeUSMAN))
You small cocked loser, stop trying to make a monkey of me,
Stop writing to me you fucking halfwit, you're a thief and will get no
more money from me. And stop sending me fucking voodoo threats you shit
head, I do not believe in your fucking stupid voodoo religion. The
little shrivelled up paw or hand or whatever the hell it was arrived in
the post from you today and it is the most hideous thing I've ever seen.((NATURALLY fakeUSMAN DID NOT SEND THIS, BUT I WANT ADOLPHUS TO THINK REAL USMAN DID!))
But you know what Usman, I'm not scared of it! At all! In fact I've hung it from the mirror in my car. Send me anything else like that and
I swear I will fly over to Lagos and stick it up your piss-hole.
Freak.
Danny
Dear Ocean,
My diviners are telling me that you still reply Usman and his
gamgs.Whydoyou still reply them? Please get back to me as
Iam worried.Did you tell Usman that you have sent me
us$12,150 while I have not received it?
Please bear in mind,if any one tells you to send your reply
to another emailaddress,please do not but your replies
should come to this email address.I use this emailand not
another similar address,ok?
Why haven't you get back to me? You know I am worried
because Usman and his gamgs may tell you stories to defrauf
you again.
Please,make the payment in two forms like us$6,150 and
us$6,000.as the W/U law did not allow Barr.Pius to receive
in time the us$12,150.
I am waiting for it please.
C.A.W
