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Hi Adolphus -

Your "DIVINERS" are telling you... what the hell do you mean? Is
everyone on that continent a believer in voodoo and magic? What a load
of horseshit. Usman Bello actually sent me a furking curse in the post
you know - a shrivelled up little arm and hand that he said came from an
evil spirit but was probably off a furking monkey. He said it would
curse me, but I think it's just a load of shit and I've hung it in my car. ((JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME MUGU!))

Now you say you have diviners working for you. What next? Voodoo magic? Bullshit.

Look, I only reply to Usman to insult them and laugh at them, the
bastards stole my money, it's the least I can do. And I have sent you
$12,150 - by Western Union. You got the security number didn't you?
That should be all you need. Go and ask to speak to a manager there,
the desk clerks are probably too furkcing busy listening to witch
doctors to stay up to date on the new policies they have. The local
office here say it's fine to send up to $15,000 as long as I use the
online deposit system - which is the one I sent you to, that generated
the number for you.

That is good for ANYWHERE in the world. If I try to cancel and re-send
it they'll charge me more booking fees and I really cannot be bothered
with that.

Go pick up the money Adolphus, it's right there waiting for you.

Danny

Hey shit-for-brains,

Don't take that tone with me you mook. I'm not on the Internet 24 hours
a day you know. Yes I sent the money from the US, from my HOME address,
not my office address:

My home address is 64 Rosemary Sun Way, Palo Alto, California.

Pick the damned money up before some new thief gets hold of it. Thanks
for the photograph by the way. I showed it to Koko and she thinks
you're very handsome (! I might have to slap her a bit for that the
randy bitch !)

Could you send your next mail with the heading "I LOVE KOKO SHUNTING!" -
that will make her even happier.

Danny

Danny Ocean,

As you requested.I love Koko Shunting.

Please go and cancele the payment immediately and resend it
in two parts.The western union office which Barr.Pius just
visited said that they can't retrieve the
money.Therefore,you have to cancele the payment and pay in
two parts.

I want you to collect us$1,000 from the money for
charge,then you can send the remaining US$11,150, I will
complete the us$1,000 to make it us$12,150.

The reason I want you to collect us$1,000 is for you to pay
the charge after you cancele the payment.Make the payment
in two part like us$6,000 and us$5,150.

Please urgent.

I am waiting for your speedy action.I don't want the money
to lose since the W/U office has seen the information but
can't pay.

C.A.W

Adolphus,

Thanks for telling me you love Koko Shunting, she will be so pleased.
Lots of people like Koko Shunting and I'm not surprised you're one of
them.

Very good of you about the fees. I will resend the money exactly as
instructed. Rather than use the website again I will drive down to the WU office this afternoon to send the payment. ((OH DEAR...))

Speak to you soon,

Danny

((DANNY NEVER MAKES IT TO THE WU OFFICE. ADOLPHUS AND fakeUSMAN SEND A STRING OF INCREASINGLY DESPERATE MESSAGES OVER THE NEXT FIVE DAYS))

LITTLE OCEAN,
WHAT'S UP? YOU SENT ME THAT TYPE OF EMAIL,STOP IT BEFORE I GUN YOU DOWN.
HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT? ME AND MY COLLEAGUES HAVE SENT YOU
EMAIL BUT IT SHOWED ERROR.DID YOU RECEIVE OUR EMAIL?
YOU ARE STUPID LIKE WHITE MONKEY,LIKE FATHER AND MOTHER LIKE MONKEY TOO.IF YOU COME TO NIGERIA,
I PERSONALLY WILL KILL YOU WITH GUN.IDIOT,YOU SAID YOU ARE SMART AND WISE,WHY DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT ME AND MY COLLEAGUES ARE DEFRAUDING YOU?
YOU HAVE LOST MONEY IN OUR HANDS AND ME AND MY COLLEAGUES ARE PLANNING HOW TO COLLECT MORE MONEY FROM YOU
SOON.OCEAN WHITE MONKEY,INFACT,YOU ARE A BLACK MONKEY BECAUSE YOU MAY BE BLACKER THAN CHACOAL.
OK?
STUPID.YOU ARE LUCKY TO HAVE TRUSTED ADOLPHUS BECAUSE ME AND MY COLLEAGUES WOULD HAVE DEFRAUDED YOU UNTIL YOUR
MONEY FINISHES.
USMAN BELLO.

Danny Ocea,

Incase you want to reply to me,use this box and not any
other box.Usman is a criminal and
may have a box with my name in other to defraud you.You
must send all your mails to this my box
and not any other box.

I am afraid of your attitude for no more information from
you.When you are ready to receive your us$45,000,000
you can send us$11,150 in two part and I will quickly
transfer your us$45,000,000.

Every thing is in your side,if you are serious to have your
contract fund,you can quickly send the money but all
information to
this box.

I remain Chief Adolphus Wagbara
Senate President.

HEY LITTLE OCEAN,

DO YOU HAVE A WIFE? I WILL TAKE YOUR WIFE AND YOUR CHILDREN WHEN I COME TOYOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOU SOON.

HAY YOU EVER BEEN TO CUALALUNPORE BEFORE?WOMEN ARE THERE AND FURK THEM SELVES.DID YOU RECEIVE THE MESSAGE WHICH ME AND MY COLLEAGUES SENT TO YOU?

CAN'T YOU REPLY AGAIN? HOA! HOA!! I WILL KILL YOU SOON.THE MAIL YOU RECEIVED FROM THE OTHER OF OUR BOX
IS FOR FURKINGYOUR MOTHER.

UNGENTLE HUA.

USMAN BELLO.

Danny Ocean,

How are you today? I am happy to inform you that Usman's
boy was arrested by the police.His name is Umaru Abba
second in command of Usman gamgs.

I received a Court order to submit to the
Court your payment completion Certificate but you know that
we have not
completed your payment.

The Court has also warned in the Court Order that we have
to submit the payment
completion Certificate by thursday next week without
fail.The Court also warned if
your Payment completion Certificate is not tenderd
nextweek,you have to pay more files.

I do not want you to pay more files because you don't print
dollars,therefore,I would like you
to quickly send the money and let me complete your payment
and give record to the Court to tender to the
Federal Government.

How is Koko Shunting? Tell her that I am willing to attend
her wedding after you receive your us$45,000,000.

Would you and Koko be happy to see me then?

I am for the payment urgently.

Chief Adolphus Wagbara
Senate President.

You bastard Usman Bello you have killed my fiance! The man I loved is
dead because of you. Danny and I laughed at your silly emails and your
silly voodoo threats, and now he is dead. He took that stupid little
voodoo curse of yours and hung the monkey's paw in his car. And then, I
can hardly write the words for tears, when he drove downtown to the WU
office his car crashed. It was even in the paper - I've scanned the story
to make you realize what you have done and attached it to this email. I
hate you Usman Bello, I hate you for your threats and your thieving and
your curses! Danny didn't believe in your curse but I do and I want
revenge on you! I will bury Danny with a gun in his hand and a spider in
his mouth and his spirit will seek you out and destroy you. I hate you
and I curse you and I ask the seven sisters to drink your blood you
murderer. Now Danny is dead and we will never get our money from Adolfus
because of you. We were going to be married next year and now I am a
widow before I am a wife, and all because of you. I hate you.

Koko Shunting

((AND fakeUSMAN REPLIES))

KOKO SHUNTING,

NICE TO HEAR THAT OCEAN IS DEAD,HE ABUSED ME AND MY MOTHER.HE NEVER BELIEVED THAT WE ARE NOT EQUAL.ALRIGHT, OCEAN'S SPIRIT WILL REST IN PEACE.
ONE THING MORE,GUN DOES NOT KILL ME,HENCE,I AM NOT AFRAID IF YOU PUT GUN IN HIS GRAVE.

BOTH OF YOU HAVE LOST THE HUGE AMOUNT THAT YOU COULD HAVE RECEIVED FROM ADOLPHUS.IT WAS OCEAN'S SELFISHNESS THAT LEAD HIM TO DEATH BECAUSE, AFTER HE SENT MONEY TO ADOLPHUS AND WE STOLED IT,I TOLD HIM THE TRUTH BUT HE NEVER BELIEVED.

INFACT,DEVIL WILL STILL KILL OCEAN'S SPIRIT FOR NOT LISTENING TO THE TRUTH.THOUGH,THE DEVIL IS HAPPY TO HAVE OCEAN.KOKO SHUNTING,IS LITTLE OCEAN GOING TO HEAVEN TO LIVE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD?

BYE TO OCEAN'S SPIRIT.INCASE YOU RECEIVE EMAIL FROM MY COLEAGUES THROUGH [email protected], PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NO MORE WITH THEM.OF COURSE,OCEAN IS DEAD AND I CANNOT WRITE HIM ANY LONGER.

IF YOU RECEIVE ANY EMAIL FROM THE ABOVE ADDRESS,FORWARD IT TO ADOLPHUS FOR HIM TO ALSO ARREST TWO OF MY COLLEAGUES WHO HAVE PERSISTED TO DEFRAUD OCEAN BEFORE HE SUDDENLY HAD ACCIDENT.

I WILL NEVER WRITE TO OCEAN AGAIN AND I WILL PREPARE AND GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY BEFORE THE POLICE ARRESTS ME.

I SAY BYE TO YOU BUT YOU CAN LOOK FOR ANOTHER MAN AND GET MARRIED SINCE OCEAN YOUR LOVER IS DEAD.

CAR ACCIDENT IS THE CAUSE OF TRAGIDY OF DANNY OCEAN'S

USMAN BELLO.

((AT HER WIT'S END, THE DISTRAUGHT KOKO FORWARDS fakeUSMAN'S MAIL TO ADOLPHUS AND MAKES A DESPERATE PLEA...))

Dear President Wagbara

I am Koko Shunting, the fiancee of the late Danny Ocean who was killed in
a car crash earlier this week while travelling to the Western Union
office. I have just received an email from the horrible Usman Bello (see
below) whose voodoo curse killed my lovely Danny.

Please can you do something to bring this monster to justice? I hate him
for what he has done and I want him dead. I will pay any money for his
capture or death. You are a president and can move mountains to do
things, please let me know if you can help.

Danny told me you were sending him $45 million, can I have it instead please?

Lots of love,

Koko Shunting

So far there has been no reply from Adolphus... will he accept the chance to turn hitman for some extra cash? How will he respond when realUSMAN sends him a voodoo death threat and gloats how he killed Adolphus' Maga by magic. Can I get a Koko Shunting trophy from him?

Watch this space.

((AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, ADOLPHUS WRITES TO MY realUSMAN MAILBOX WITH EVEN MORE VOODOO TOMFOOLERY!!))

Subject: Re: YOU HAVE BEEN LOSER IN THIS BUISNESS/MY MOUTHS ARE TIED,
To: "Usman Bello" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 10:50:22 +0200

MY MOUTHS ARE TIED BUT MY HANDS ARE NOT TIED,

You have a problem but you don't know it.You collected the
money my maga sent to me,upon that you have by all means
tried to steal the maga from me.You have been writing
emails to me with out often reply to you.

I know you very well,I never wanted to chow my wrong side
of life to you.The day you got this Ocean was that day I
came to the business center almost opposit kpopkola B/Stop.

Let me tell you the truth,I am from Aguleri,I know what to
do to harm you both spiritually and phisically.

My friend,bear this in mind,you have taken more than
necessay,you know that if I harm you,I will have no blame
because you have offended me much.You could have taken that
money or the maga right,but shouldn't write emails to
offend me,it means you are looking for my trouble.

ADOLPHUS.