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Attn: Danny Ocean,

Here is my picture.You can see that I am an old man.Please
send the money by Money Gram via the below name.Please make
sure that your full address,full name,question and answer
of the remitted US$2,150 are complete.

UCHECHUKWU PETER ONWUKA
32 OLODI-APAPA
NIGERIA.

I await to complete your payment shortly.
Best regards,

Chief Adolphus Wagbara

((AND HERE IT IS... OH SUCH A SLAPPING WILL ENSUE))

Adolphus,

You must think I fell out of a tree this morning.

That is the worst example of a fake photograph I have ever seen. Who
did it for you? Some retarded inbred cousin of yours with eleven
fingers and squint eyes probably. If you paid him money to do the job I
suggest you go round to his hut tonight with a big wooden stick and beat
his big grinning head to a bloody pulp and get your money back.

USMAN BELLO may be a fraudster but at least he can send a real picture
of himself in order to do his dirty work. You’re a legitimate business
man and you can’t even make a sign and get a photo of yourself. Why
not?

Are you too poor to afford a camera or are you too scared to show your
face?

Either way is not my business. You know my conditions and if you don’t
meet them you can stick your money up your fungus encrusted ringer.
Plus the sign is not supposed to have my name on it.

RETARDED
INBRED
DEFORMED
BASTARD

Yours with the deepest respect,

Danny Ocean

Danny Ocean,

I did the picture in front of my own house.You are getting
me insulted because of US$2,150.

I will not ask you for the money again because I see that
you speak like a person who takes "drug"

If you want USMAN BELLO to pay you, please do so.That
picture is clear copy of me with a written paper in my
hand, in front of my house,just to show you how old I
am.You could see some little black spots on my face and
hand,it was when I had chickpox illness.((AND YOUR SUIT WAS INFECTED TOO???))

The paper was held by me and not another person.Why should
you speak like a mad person?My pastor/Prophet told me that
you take Coacain.

I have no more time to waste with you.

C.A.W

((DANNY TO fakeUSMAN - I'M AWARE THAT ADOLPHUS IS USING HIS fakeUSMAN CHARACTER TO SOUND DANNY'S RESPONSES OUT))

No I didn't receive my furking fund you furking furk. Adolphus sent me
some lame assed fake photo and expects me to pay him. Maybe he was
killed after all and some two bit punk is impersonating him. Or is this
all some furked up game you Nigerians are playing? Did you send a fake
photo to discredit Adolphus? I don't care anymore, I'm going to spend
my money on whores. What's your mother's phone number, I need to book a
dirty bitch for tonight?

Danny Ocean

PS - don't call me Little Ocean. If you could see my schlong you'd be
worried for your momma's safety you big furk.

Attn: Danny Ocean,

I have made every effort to see that I conclude your
payment,I have now decided to know what will follow
next.Tell me whether or not you are sending the money,if
you can't send it fast,let me cancele your payment.

I know you were angry when you saw my mail,you insulted an
old man like me,therefore,I replied with anger.Let's go
ahead and conclude your payment.

I am wating for your final reply on whether to cancele or
to conclude the business.

C.A.W

Danny Ocean,

Honestly,that picture was mine but it was made by a local
photographer.I told you that I don't
make picture of me until I leave office.Because you needed
my picture,I now sent for a local
photografer to snap me,it must be so black as it is called
black and white or wash and take.

How do you think that such picture can be fake where as I
was holding some thing in my hand.I felt
insult when I read that mail.

To explain my condition,I had illness in the past.That
illness is called chick pox,
you could see black sports on my hand and my face so it is
in my all body.It is clearing gradually.
The fault was from the local photo machine.

I am on my computer right now.So let us finish this
discussion because I want to proof before friday by
transfering the fund to your account.

Chief Adolphus Wagbara
Senate President.

((HOW MANY EXCUSES CAN HE FIT INTO ONE MAIL?))

((NOW THE CUNNING MUGU USES HIS fakeUSMAN TO TRY TO VERIFY THE FAKE PHOTO... NICE TOUCH BY THE MUGU))

LITTLE OCEAN,

CAN I HAVE THE PICTURE CHIEF ADOLPHUS SENT YOU? LET ME SEE IF THAT IS CHIEF ADOLPHUS OR NOT.

IF HE IS ADOLPHUS,YOU HAVE TO SEND HIM MONEY BUT IF IT IS FAKE,I WILL TELL YOU,OK?

URGENT FURKING OCEAN WITH LONGEST PENIS.FURK YOUR MOTHER AGAIN.

USMAN BELLO.

((DANNY TO fakeUSMAN))

Yeah, no problem, I'll send it on to you now. I think he's faked it,
let me know if it's definitely him. If it is, I will pay him no
problem, if it's not then I'll come over to Nigeria and make ear-rings
out of his testicles.

Yours too tiny tiny boy

Danny Ocean

PS - your momma says "Hi", she stayed at my house last night. I gave
her $10 for the blow job, and an extra $5 to make up for her having such
a loser for a son. She mentioned that you only have one ball is that
right?

((MARVELLOUS! fakeUSMAN DOESN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE FILE I SENT HIM BUT CAN POSITIVELY IDENTIFY ADOLPHUS ANYWAY...))

HEY LITTLE OCEAN,

I HAVE SEEN THE PICTURE.DON'T YOU KNOW ADOLPHUS BEFORE? THAT PICTURE IS ADOLPHUS'S REAL PIX.

IT IS NOT FAKED BUT REAL ADOLPHUS'PICTURE.HE IS AN OLD BABY WITH BLACK COLOUR.

SEND HIM THE MONEY AND LET HIM PAY YOU. OLD AND STUPID DANNY DOG OCEAN.

IF YOU SAY THE PICTURE IS FAKED AND NOT ADOLPHUS,YOU WILL FURK YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE THE PICTURE IS ADOLPHUS.

USMAN BELLO.

((DANNY TO fakeUSMAN))

So you never saw the picture before (how could you) but you are sure it
is Adolphus.
Now actually open the furking picture and look closely.

You're saying that IS Adolphus?

OK, loser, you've just proved who you really are. The real Bello is
getting my cash, you're just a thief.

OCEAN,

DO YOU SAY I AM A THIEF? WHO IS THE REAL BELLO? I AM THE REAL BELLO.
IF YOU SEND ANY MONEY TO ANY ONE,I WILL SPOIL YOUR PAYMENT.TRY TO SEND MY GUYS ANY MAIL AGAIN.DO NOT SEND ANY MAIL TO THE OTHER EMAIL BOX.
I SAW THE PICTURE AND I KNOW ADOLPHUS VERY WELL.IDIOT LIKE YOU.
HOPELESS FURKING GUY LIKE YOU.IF YOU SEND US ANOTHER MONEY,YOU WILL PAY ANOTHER FEE AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT YOU WILL RECEIVE NO PAYMENT.NOVIS.INFACT,YOU KNOW NOTHING,THAT IS THE REASON WHY YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH.

I AM NOT A THIEF.IT IS MY COLLEAGUE THAT TOLD YOU THAT HE IS THE REAL BELLO.HE IS NOT THE REAL BELLO.

USMAN BELLO.

Danny Ocean,

Due to much delay and to prove to you the reality of your
payment.The Federal Government has approved that your
payment will be transferred to the United States bank
tomorrow morning so that you can receive the fund from the
US bank.

You should not contact Usman Bello as I see that they are
destroying your payment.Stop contacting Usman or I will
cancele the payment.You are getting your fund by friday as
the fund takes 6 hours to arrive in the US.

Regards,

Chief Adolphus.

((DANNY TO BOTH fakeUSMAN and ADOLPHUS))

You stupid Mugu, the picture I sent you was one I drew myself of a
stickman holding up a sign saying MUGU (like you). You didn't even look
at it you just wrote back saying "YES THAT IS ADOLPHUS" - which means
you never looked at it, which means you wanted me to think that the fake
that Adolphus sent me was real... what do you think that tells me?

Well you are right, that is Adolphus. And it is you. You are the same
person you bloody amateur. I have got back in touch with the real USMAN
BELLO who sent me a real photograph and I have sent him another $1500 by
Western Union tonight. When he gets me the first installment of the
funds I will send him another two lots of $2500.

You Mugu, you foolish little boy, I send you a drawing of a cartoon man
and you tell me it is Adolphus. Amateur. Fool. Small boy in business.
Stick to raising cattle you Mugu. Usman has told me how the other
guymen laugh at you behind your back and plot to steal your victims.

However you have been entertaining, I will send you $500 tonight just
for the fun you have given me.

Agent: UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA NICON-NOGA HILTON HOTEL ABUJA, NIGERIA
Control number: 61235710
Amount: $500
Sender: Danny Sailza Ocean

Nice knowing you, I hope the money chokes your penis so you can't squirt
anymore.

Danny

Danny Ocean,

I am very sorry for your inability to understand the truth
about me.You can go ahead and send any money to Usman
Bello.

I have seen the mail you sent to me,thoug I could
understand that your were sending the mail to Usman Bello.

No problem,when you realise the truth about Usman,you can
get back and tell me that you want to receive your fund.I
hereby tell you that you will totally lost what every money
you have into Usman's hand.

After you pay us$2,500, you will pay many time fees to
Usman because he is a criminal.

Good day.

Chief Adolphus.

HEY OCEAN,

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH NOW,MY COLLEAGUES THREATENED ME YESTERDAY TO AGREED THAT WHAT YOU SENT WAS ADOLPHUS.IF I DIDN'T AGREE THAT IT WAS ADOLPHUS,THEY WOULD HAVE KILLED ME YESTERDAY.

THEY STILL WANT TO COLLECT MORE MONEY FROM YOU BEFORE THE POLICE ARRESTS THEM.THEY ALSO SAID IT IS BETTER TO COLLECT MANY MONEY FROM YOU SO THAT WE CAN PAY THE FILE IN THE POLICE IF WE ARE ARRESTED.

I AM THE REASL USMAN BELLO SEE MY PICTURE BELLOW TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM THE REAL USMAN BELLO ((HE SENT ME BACK THE PIC FROM THE TROPHY ROOM THAT I HAD SENT ADOLPHUS)),THEREFORE,REPLY TO THIS BOX IF YOU NEED REAL INFORMATION BUT NOTE,YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE US$45,000,000 FROM US AFTER YOU PAY THE REMAINING MONEY TODAY OR TOMORROW.

WE WILL SEND YOU SOME PAPER TODAY,THEREFORE,WHEN YOU RECEIVE IT,PLEASE SEND US THE REMAINING MONEY BUT TRY TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY US$45,000,000 FROM US BUT FROM CHIEF ADOLPHUS.

I TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULD SEND ALL MAILS TO THIS BOX TO AVOID LOSING YOU MONEY,MY COLLEAGUES AND I HAVE SHARED THE LITTLE MONEY AND WILL SHARE ANOTHER.WE WILL ASK YOU FOR BIGGER MONEY AFTER YOU PAY THIS ONE TODAY OR TOMORROW.

USMAN BELLO.