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((AND MORE FROM fakeUSMAN... I THINK HE JUST ENJOYED THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEND INSULTS))

IGNORANT OCEAN,

ME AND MY COLLEAGUES HAVE SENT YOU ANOTHER MAILS THIS MORNING ALL FOR LIES.INFACT, YOU ARE BASTARD TO HAVE TRUSTED US SINCE AND FAILD TO TRUST ADOLPHUS AND COLLECT YOUR FUND.

YOU ARE AN IDIOT TO HAVE EXPECTED US$45,000,000 FROM ME AND MY COLLEAGUES.

FROM TODAY ON,I WANT TO WARN YOU BASTARD TO STOP SENDING ANY MORE EMAIL AFTER TODAY BECAUSE I WILL SEND ALL YOUR MAIL TO THE ANTI-TERRORIST TASK FORCE TO LOOK FOR YOU WITH FBI.

CO-OPERATE WITH THE RIGHT PERSON ADOLPHUS TO PAY YOU,BASTARD
USMAN BELLO.

((DANNY TO fakeUSMAN, SOWING THE SEEDS FOR A TROPHY FROM ADOLPHUS))

Usman "Little Thief Bello,

"Are you not happy? you say? Happy? How can I be happy at having more
than $4000 stolen from me? Money that I could have spent on my own
pleasures and a new flacket for my Intruder2000? Of course I am not
happy you retarded bowel-worm.

Yes I got your colleagues mail this morning and it was (as you said)
very convincing. A very large African man in a nice suit holding the
"UPHILL GARDENER sign just as I had instructed. If you hadn’t warned
me about their treachery I would have sent the remaining fees to them at
once. As it is, I am still waiting for Adolphus to send his photograph,
but then believe me, he will be getting the money and your thieving
colleagues will not get a penny.

Danny Ocean

((AND FINALLY ADOLPHUS WRITES TO DANNY AGAIN, I THINK HE FINALLY REMEMBERED THE MONEY AND THAT OVERCAME HIS GLEE AT BEING ABLE TO SLAP A MAGA))

Attn: Danny Ocean,
I have read Usman Bello's mail. I thank God so much for
creating them trouble in their midst.I told you but you
accused me every thing you liked,now God has born me
withness through Usman's confession.

Moreover,It is not my picture that will pay you but me in
person.You have demanded my picture,you have to send the
money frist because you have insulted me to the last
stage.Again, I am not begging you to collect your
US$45,000,000.It is your money,if you want to collect,you
can do so but if you don't want, fine.You have small time
to receive the fund,if you fail,I personally will cancele
the payment.

I will send my picture after I receive the money US$2.150.I
would have concluded your payment but criminal Usman Bello
has delayed your payment. I have warned you to be careful
for Usman and his gamgs but you never listened.

I am waiting for the money today and I will send my
picture.

SEND BY MONEY GRAM.

NAME: UCHECHUKWU PETER ONWUKA
ADDRESS: 32 OLODI-APAPA
NIGERIA.

Chief Adolphus Wagbara
Senate President.

((AND NATURALLY DANNY IS ALL PALLY WITH ADOLPHUS NOW))

Dear Adolphus,

Dear trusted friend. You have been proven right in every way. This
morning I received abusive emails from Usman Bello and his gang of
thieves, as well as some very polite messages and a photograph. It is
obvious that this gang are at each others' throats and I hope they kill
each other. He even made abusive remarks about my mother, who is very
old and infirm in a home for the terminally incontinent. I was so angry
when I read those things.

Could you tell me any words in your own language which are offensive to
a man like Usman Bello? I do not speak Nigerianese so I cannot upset
him directly, but if you tell me some insults to use I will certainly
use them on him!

Thank you for your patience and trust in me. I do still need your
photograph though, with the UPHILL GARDENER sign or I cannot send the
money.

Danny Ocean

((ADOLPHUS DOES NOT WANT TO SEND A PICTURE))

Danny Ocean,

I have seen that you insisted that I have to send my
picture.You should understand that I am not an ordinary man
like some other Nigerians,therefore,I don't make picture of
me any how.Don't you know that I am powerful in the
Government? I am respected by Nigerians.I want to clear
your tears,therefore, I have to send my picture.

Since you still want my picture,I have to send a copy of my
international passport for you to see.

Regarding your request to abuse Usman in Nigerian
language,you will abusehim immediately you have your
US$45,000,000 in your account.

Don't tell Usman any further thing until you confirm your
fund in your account,then I will write in my language the
insultive and abusing mail which you will send to Usman and
his Gangs.Ok? Don't worry,every thing is in good shapeabout
your payment.

I will send my passport tomorrow as I am about to meet the
British Deligates who have come discuss businesswith our
Government.

If I send the picture tomorrow,would you send the money
immediately same tomorrow? I don't send my passport to
people to avoid planning to kill me as every bad people
like Usmanand his gangs wants to kill me if they havethe
opportunity.Though, I have many escorts who go along with
me asthetop Governmentman.

Regards,

Chief Adolphus Wagbara
Senate President.

((AND NOW fakeUSMAN SENDS ANOTHER MAIL, WITH ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MUGU QUOTES OF ALL TIME))

MY DEAR LITTLE DANNY OCEAN,

SENDTHE MONEY TO CHIEF ADOLPHUS. I TOLD YOU THAT THEY WOULD SEND YOU SUCH PICTURE TO CONVINCE YOU AGAIN AND COLLECT MONEY.HOPELESS PEOPLE LIKE MY COLLEAGUES.

WE WILL SEND YOU ANOTHER MAIL TODAY OR TOMORROW,BUT ALL FOR LIES.
THEY HAVE PLANNED TO ABUSE ADOLPHUS AGAIN TOMORROW IN ORDER TO CONVINCE YOU,DO NOT LISTEN TO THE MAIL WE WILL SEND TO YOU TOMORROW.
I HAVE TOLD THEM TO LEAVE YOU AND STOP COLLECTING MONEY FROM YOU,THEY SAID IF I SAY SUCH AGAIN,THEY WILL GUN ME DOWN.

I WILL KEEP YOU WITH ALL THEIR USELESS PLANS TO DEFRAUD YOU AGAIN.ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES SAID,WE WILL FINISH YOUR MONEY SO THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE IN HONGER.

DO NOT WASTE TIME TO SEND THE MONEY TO ADOLPHUS AND RECEIVE US$45,000,000 WHICH YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVE BUT ME AND MY COLLEAGUES HAVE PUT ASONDER.

GO TO HELL,YOU SMALL TORTOISE,GOAT,DOG AND DEVIL.HA! HA! HA! HOA! HOA! HOA! FURK YOUR MOTHER OCEAN.

REPLY IN TO THIS MAIL.MY COLLEAGUES WILL SEND ANOTHER MAIL ASKING YOU WHAT IS WRONG,NEVER SEND ANY MORE MONEY,THEY ARE IDIOTS AND INTERNATIONAL CRIMINALS.

USMAN BELLO

Adolphus

Who the hell can I trust?

You know as well as I do that fake passports can be made- hell Usman
Bello and his gang of Ass-Bandits could probably send me passports.
That's why I need a picture of you holding the sign "UPHILL GARDENER" -
I know that can't be faked.

Maybe I should just cut my losses. Bello already has a few thousand
dollars of mine, I don't want to risk any more.

If you want to send me the picture fine, if not goodbye.

Danny

((AND DANNY WRITES BACK TO fakeUSMAN))

USMAN BELLO YOU FOUL MOUTHED LITTLE MAN!

How dare you write such awful things of me and my mother when you know
she is ill! I hate you and everything you stand for! How dare you
steal money from innocent businessmen who have done nothing but work
hard all their life?

I will have my revenge on you and your gang you shitty little
cock-goblin! I will find you and cut off your lips, and stitch them to
your asshole so you will always be kissing shit. I will find your
mothers and buy them off their pimps and make them show their crotch
hair to passing men for money. I will come into your house and
show you what I will do. I will visit the doctor and have him swear a
real swear against you.

I trust Adolphus now, and not you, you shit eating gutter goat. When he
sends me his picture I will send him the fees, then he will give me my
$45,000,000 and then I will hire a big fat Swiss assassin called Clyde
who will find where you live and furk your ass till your hair falls out!

Danny Ocean

PS - Furk you!

((fakeUSMAN RETORTS))

LITTLE BOY DANNY OCEAN,

HAVE YOU RECEIVED OUR MAIL THIS MORNING? ME AND MY COLLEAGUES HAVE ALREADY SENT YOU ANOTHER MAIL THIS MORNING,HAVE YOU RECEIVED IT?
NEVER LISTEN TO THAT STORIES MY COLLEAGUES HAVE MAILED YOU,IT IS ALL LIES.
YOU DON'T NEED ADOLPHUS PICTURE BECAUSE HE IS FOR REAL.HE IS A REAL AND TOP GOVERNMENT MAN AND GOVERNMENT TOP OFFICIALS DON'T MAKE PICTURE AS YOU REQUEST ADOLPHUS.((SO THE SCAMMER IS NOW VOUCHING FOR THE MAN HE'S ALREADY ROBBED...))

I WANT TO GIVE YOU THIS INFORMATION,GOVERNMENT WILL CANCELE ALL OLD PAYMENT BEFORE 15TH MARCH,THIS WAS SAID ON NEWS PAPERS THIS MORNING.
I REPEAT, ADOLPHUS IS FOR REAL AND HE DOES NOT MAKE PICTURE LIKE ME AND MY COLLEAGUES WHO ARE LIARS.YOU BETTER FORGET ASKING ADOLPHUS FOR HIS PICTURE BECAUSE IT IS DELAYING YOUR PAYMENT.YOU WILL CRY IF THE GOVERNMENT CANCELES THE OLD PAYMENT SOON.

ADOLPHUS IS A GOVERNMENT TOP OFFICIAL AND THEY DON'T FAKE ANY PAPER,ME AND MY COLLEAGUES FAKE EVERY THING WE SENT TO YOU EVEN THE PICTURE WITH UPHILL GARDENER.

FURK YOUR MOTHER,YOU FOOLISH LITTLE BOY.

USMAN BELLO.

Dear Adolphus,

Have you seen what that fool Bello sent me this morning! He is trying
to deter me from doing the deal with you by saying the fund will be
cancelled and that you will not send me the photograph I need. He is a
liar and a thief, and I will let nothing stand in the way of this
business.

Get me the photograph I need very quickly, you holding a sign reading UPHILL GARDENER, I will send the fees, and
when I have them I will pay money to have Usman Bello killed.

Danny

UPHILL GARDENER - A man who has struggled hard to reach his position
(like planting a garden on a hill)

Remember it needs to be a new picture with the sign clearly visible, not
an old picture with words drawn on it.

Usman Bello is sending me obscene messages now from both his addresses.
I have blocked them so I will not have to read them anymore.

Danny

((ADOLPHUS GETS CLEVER AGAIN, HE WANTS TO SEE THE PHOTO THAT realUSMAN SENT))

Danny Ocean,

Have you heard from Usman? He is a criminal,though you have
told me that you can't read their email again as you have
blocked their email from getting your ways.

Can you send the picture that Usman sent to you so that I
would know the phrase you want?

I am waiting for your urgent reply.

Regards,

C.A.W

Adolphus,

Where is your picture my man? I'm getting worried that you are in
league with Usman Bello. Attached is the picture he sent me. He looks
a dangerous man. I hope you're right that the police are on his trail.

Danny

((I ATTACHED A PIC FROM SHIVER'S TROPHY ROOM PHOTOSHOPPED TO HAVE THE RIGHT PHRASE ON THE SIGN))

Danny Ocean,

I have printed out the picture.This Usman will be right in
trouble as the police will search him with the picture.I am
glad to have this picture.

I want to let you know one thing now,I am asking you for
us$2,150 to see your business through.How can you ask me to
do what a criminal has done? NO! I am going to send you a
picture of me which I have,if you don't stll trust me,you
have to go to Amsterdam and receive the fund,prepare.Andy
Fish will not come with the boxes but another person.

Choose whether you will go to Amsterdam or do I have to
send you my picture and my International passport too.Means
too pictures.

Infact,you meature me with Criminal Usman,I can't bear this
any longer.

C.A.W

Adolphus, you betray me and all that you stand for. You are a man of no
honor and exceeding cowardice. I have told you that I need the picture
and why I need it. Unless you are willing to do this one small thing
from me we shall proceed no further in this deal. I do not trust your
Amsterdam cronies, they are all incompetent fools, drunkards and drug
addicts who are unreliable. Usman Bello is a criminal and should hang.
I thought you were an honest businessman but now you are afraid to show
your face in a simple identification as I ask for. You wretch, you
coward, you child in business.

I will have nothing more to do with you or this deal. I have already
sent over $4000 to your countryman Bello and I have lost that. I stand
to lose $45,000,000 by cancelling this deal but I am now so afraid that
you will defraud me that I will not send a penny more. Damn Bello for
costing me this money, and damn you too if you are another false dealer.
I thought you were a true Uphill Gardener, but now I see that you are
unable to do business in the real world.

Never write to me again unless it is with the picture I ask for.

Danny Ocean