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| The Brotherhood | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jason H. Barlow: Second and current president of Beta Rho Mu. One of the original founders of the organization and one of its most vocal supporters. Well known for feats of both ferocity(BYU/West Side Raza) and grace(swan). Lists social worker and porn editor as possible future occupations. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ryan B. Parker: One of the original founders and current rush chair of Beta Rho Mu. Keeper of the sacred waters of BPM. Well known for his "smooth-as-ice" demeanor around the lady-folk. Turn-ons include candle-lit dinners, fried chicken and "really skanky chicks." | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| J. Jonas Anderson: Current Alumni president and Minister of Propaganda. First president of BPM and one of the original founding members. Rarely seen in public and often dresses in full military regalia. High points in his life include developing a deep, abiding faith in god and seeing Tom Selleck in person. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Matthew M. Lowe: Currently serving as Director of Diversity and Minority Affairs for BPM. "Matt", as he is known to members of the brotherhood, once was forced to kill a man with his bare hands to uphold the dignity of Beta Rho Mu. Fond of nudity, Matt gives credit for his life to his parents and the art of lovemaking. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Peter R. Campbell: A man of many aliases "Speedy Petey Reedy","Cambler the Gambler", or "Cowbell" currently acts as financial chair of Beta Rho Mu. An expert of bar-raising (and lowering) Pete was able to overcome a Nazi upbringing and still find the light of Beta Rho Mu. An inspiration to us all. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Stewart: The tallest (in more ways than one) member of Beta Rho Mu, Dan currently serves as president of BPM Gamma chapter in Salt Lake City, Ut. "Red-wood", as he's known to the ladies, once had to get with his friend's mother in order to defeat his arch-enemy "Seqouia" and prove once and for all who the tallest tree in the forest really is. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| James R. Thorup: Current Activities Chairperson for BPM. Serves as President of the Student Alumni Association, the highest office ever held by a member of BPM. Known for his intensity and savage good looks James has been integral in getting the brethren into the hearts, minds and pants of literally millions of unsuspecting sorority members. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Olsen: Olsen, currently serving as Director of Tracking Down Chicks, is not from Seattle. Voted the best dressed BPM member by former Machine Mama Emily Lewis, Dan secretly pines for Emily's husband, The Gago. Among things he needs to do before he dies Dan lists going to Seattle and learning to play baseball. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| F.L. "Scott" Hammer: Scottie, son of former "Pike" Doug Hammer, is serving as acting president of the Alpha Chapter of Beta Rho Mu in Salt Lake City, Utah. Scott, who lists his pastimes as archery and finger painting, once stayed up past 1:00 AM at the Chi Omega house. Favorite Slurpee Flavor: whatever WWF flavor they have. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| D. Jedidiah Sundwall: Jed is the only member of the brotherhood who did not attend East High School. Jed currently acts as East Coast liason and heads up the Delta chapter of BPM, based in Washington D.C. Jed comes across as a genuine, trustworthy and content person, but he's not. He's a poser. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Matthew S. Ward: Matt founded and currently acts as the president of the Sigma Chapter of Beta Rho Mu, situated in Boston, MA. The fourth brother to be "birthed", Matt lists Ghandi, Boutrous Boutrous Gali and Ralph Sampson as his dark-skinned heroes. Fun fact: Matt has a sister named Miffy. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Michael M. Jones: Mike currently acts as The Token Provo Member of Beta Rho Mu. In high school Jones was overwhelmingly voted gayest man by his peers. When asked to list his temptations Jones simply said, "vertebrates." | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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