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| The Brotherhood | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| - Spring has sprung and love is in the air!! The members of Beta Rho Mu have been up to their old tricks and the ladies have been oh-so willing to oblige us. A quick update:. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| - Brother Matt Lowe was recently solemnly sealed to the nubile Ms. Becky Mizel. The reception held at the Salt Lake Country Club brought many members of the organization together and, oh-my, were they looking good. Can't wait to see those pictures, Matty. The honeymoon was described afterwards as "lackluster" by Grant Smith who tagged along. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| - Engagements: Angie Henry, girlfriend of the blistering hot James Thorup, was recently spotted sporting some hefty blinggage on her finger. Early July is when these too-hot-to-handle lovers will tie the knot. Also, recently returned mormon missionary Matt Anderson ended speculation of whether or not he would seek the presidency of BPM by getting himself engaged to long time love Maggie Fox. Marriage will be nice but it can't touch the honor and responsibility that leadership in BPM carrries with it. |
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| - Famous dancer Tim Valentiner is in a serious relationship, and (surprise!) it's with a woman! Things have been heating up all year as these two "slippery fingered" love-birds engage in the age-old mating dance. Will Tim's first heterosexual relationship be his last? Stay tuned. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| - Other Announcements: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| - Brother Jed Sundwall will be retiring as president of the Delta chapter over which he has shown great leadership for over two years. Jed has been called to found the first California BPM chapter. On the side he will be attending graduate school at UCSD. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| - All the brethren would like to wish Brother Grant Smith the best as he continues his buisness masters in Milan, Italy. Don't marry a foreigner, Grant. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| - Butt slaps in order: The following brethren have graduated in the last year: Peter Campbell, James Thorup, Dan Olsen, Jason Barlow, Scott Hammer. Good thing you have BPM on your resumes boys. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| - Brother Matthew Ward appears headed back to the Rocky Mountains. He is thinking of learning EVEN MORE about the human body by studying medicine at the U of U. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| - The Founders 25th Anniversary Party is scheduled for July 4th, 2027 in Mexico. More later. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| - Congrats to all of the brethren for having completed one more year living the dream. Ladies, get with the Beta Rho Mu train. You don't know what you're missing. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||