Ode to "Beth"I think that I shall never see A girl as bitchy as are thee. Your tone, your frown, your constant mood Are such a plague, you�re always rude. When e�er you speak it is a shock And as you leave, the door you lock. You think you are a know-it-all I wish your mind would take a fall. Hidden away inside your cave It�s anti-socialness you crave. Your language it is always foul It seems to come straight from your bowel. My irritation is not masked, Answer a question when you�re asked! You flaunt your family with such pride Surprised they don�t choose suicide. The grades you get are mostly jokes Do I feel sorry for your folks! We think that you are such a pest Go on home and give us some rest! |