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| 20. Urinate on the toilet seat. 21. Go on and on about global warming and how we should buy holistic foods. 22. Join Greenpeace. 23. Become a political activist. 24. Become a hippie so you do not have to shower. 25. Join the Democratic Party. 26. Make stupid Jokes. 27. Fart in an elevator with other passengers. 28. Join in a phone booth stuffing and then fart. 29. Fart in a packed car on a long road trip during winter. 30. Use youe cell phone or pager as a vibrator. 31. Use someone else's cell phone or pager as a vibrator. 32. Blast music by Justin Timberlake or Christina Aguilera while your roommate is trying to sleep (My roommate did that to me freshman year.). 33. Swallow your best friend's goldfish, and unsuccessfully try to throw it up. 34. Be a radical feminist. 35. Do toe-touches in a hospital gown. 36. Constantly brag about how important you think you are. 37. Purposely drop coins by a woman's butt. 38. Purposely spill water on a girl's white shirt. |
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| If you can come up with more ways to piss people off, feel free to e-mail them to me. My e-mail address is [email protected]. | ||||||||||||
| I'd be more than happy to use them, as well as credit you with them. | ||||||||||||
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