2. Go 2 mph in front of a school bus!
3. Replace someone's breath spray with pepper spray!
4. Spit into the wind with someone next to you
5. Go to the hospital, and while walking down th hall, tell someone you think you might have SARS.
6. Stretch out your legs, touch someone's ass with your feet, and wiggle your toes.
7. Drive with your feet.
8. Don't put up the parking break when you park the car.
9. IM someone , telling them you won a trip to somewhere, and when they've scheduled their vacation, tell them you don't plan on bringing them with you.
10. After having unprotected sex, tell the partner that you might be HIV positive.
11. Whenever someone else asks you to put gas in the car, only get enough to get you to that person.
12. Get a sex change and don't tell anyone.
13. Write a bunch of bad checks to the same business.
14. Listen to the same song on the CD player in the car for the whole ride. Then once, you get out, pretend it's stuck in your head.
15. Clip your toenails all over a shag rug.
16. Just plain be an asshole.
17. Mumble your speech, and when people ask you to speak up, mumble louder.
18. Clip your toenails on top of the toilet seat.
19. Deficate on the toilet seat.
20. Urinate on the toilet seat.
21. Go on and on about global warming and how we should buy holistic foods.
22. Join Greenpeace.
23. Become a political activist.
24. Become a hippie just so you don't have to shower.
25. Join the Democratic Party.
26. Make stupid jokes.
27. Fart in an elevator with other passengers.
28. Join in a phone booth stuffing and then fart.
29. Fart in a packed car on a long road trip during the winter.
30. Use your cell phone or pager as a vibrator.
31. Use another person's cell phone or pager as a vibrator.
32. Blast music by Justin Timberlake or Christina Aguilera while your roomate is trying to sleep (My roomate did that to me freshman year.)
33. Swallow your best friend's goldfish, and then unsuccessfully try to throw it up.
34. Be a super-feminist.
35. Do toe-touches in a hospital gown
36. Constantly brag about how fucking important you think you are.
37. Purposely drop coins by a girl's ass.
38. Purposely spill water on a girl's shirt (She must be wearing a white shirt for this to work.).